this is us演员表,求3，4人搞笑英语剧本 5——7分钟的
this is us演员表,求3，4人搞笑英语剧本 5——7分钟的详细介绍
本文目录一览： 求3，4人搞笑英语剧本 5——7分钟的
搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
Birdsaredancinginthecold .
Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
Windiscominginsilence.
Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
Y与X相遇．
X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
X:Iamximenchuixue.
Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?
X:Yes,whatiswrong?
Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!
X:No, Imustkillyou !
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?
Y:pleasedrinkit!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
X:Sure, must! milkismilk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?
X:I’msureIwon’t!
Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!
H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……
H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It’sverygood.
H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
农夫挑担大粪，老外看到后问：大爷，这酱多少钱一斤？
农夫不语，老外用手沾了放进嘴里，心想：
你不告诉我多少钱一斤，我也不告诉你你的酱都臭了.
S d: She is my elder sister, she is very clever.
E d: She is my little sister; she studies at kindergarten now she is silly.
Dad: She is my sister, the children’s aunt, she is a teacher.
Aunt: He is my brother, the children’s father.
Dad: Today I will check your knowledge which you studied at school.
Aunt: So you must prepare well.
Two d: Yes, we will prepare very well.
Dad: Let’s begin, who invented light?
E d: Thomas Alva Edison.
Dad: Good! Who discovered Radium?
E d: Marie Curie.
Dad: You are so clever! Who discovered gravity?
E d: Isaac Newton.
S d: Is it difficult?
E d: Don’t worry. I will give you the answer paper.
S d: That’s great!
Aunt: Let’s begin. Who is your father?
S d: Nm…. (see the Ans paper) Thomas Alva Edison.
Aunt: On my god…. Who is your mother?
S d: Let me think (see the Ans paper) Marie Curie!
Aunt: Hey! Who tell you this?
S d: ……Isaac Newton!
(Dad collapsed)
Aunt: I think I must contact with your kindergarten teacher.
Dad: ...Okay, Let us have dinner now.
Aunt: Nephew, what has happened today?
E d: Yes, I picked up ten dollars and gave black to the man.
Dad: Good girl! Did the man say thank you to you?
E d: Of course not, because the man pull my ears that I just gave back to him.
Aunt: Gosh!
S d: If there’re a note of ten dollars and a coin of five dollars in the floor, which one will you pick up?
Aunt: Of course the ten dollars!
S d: You are so silly! Why don’t you pick up all the money?
Aunt: ………! (angrily)
Dad: Don’t be rube!
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5人英语对话
众志成城，大家一起努力的话英语会好的。下面是我给大家整理的5人英语对话，供大家参阅!
5人英语对话篇1
Section 1
TEDDY: (走到他父亲的办公桌 .)
Dad, there's something I want to tell you.
LAWSON: Oh, is that so! What is it?
TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Lisa and she's accepted me.
LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?
TEDDY: Right away. That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.
LAWSON: Oh... I will, will I? (敲着桌子, 站起来，走到Teddy旁边.) I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you. You haven't any backbone... you can't say NO! I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it. And you did great. Ha!... If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me.
TEDDY: I did the best I could!
LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man. The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say "NO." At all times NO. Especially in a credit business like mine. But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time.
TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say "no."
LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say "no" before I finance any honeymoon. (Lawson is below desk. 然后，电话响了铃铃铃， Lawson 回到自己的书桌旁, 迅速拿起电话，坐下) Lawson talking...! (听了一会.) NO!!!I... said...NO. (又听了会)Then I'll foreclose. That's final. NO! (Lawson挂了电话， 看着 Teddy.)That's how I make my money. Being able to say NO. NO. NO. And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.
TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad... and I'll try to make good.
LAWSON: Do you mean it? All right... I'll give you another chance. You want money for a honeymoon? .Very well! You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.
TEDDY: One hundred dollars?
LAWSON: Right! Do you think you can do it?
TEDDY: I'll try.
LAWSON: (走到Miss Collins旁边.) Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone. You can sit at my desk. (Miss Collins 没有马上移动.) NOW!(她跳着站起来，穿越舞台.)
COLLINS: Yes, sir!
LAWSON: (走到 Miss Collins旁边) And I don't want you to leave it for a second. Understand? (Miss Collins点点头.) And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO. But remember, if he answers YES just once... he forfeits every "NO." ( 看着Teddy.)Are you on? TEDDY: Yes.
LAWSON: (走到门口, 从衣帽架上拿起外套和帽子) Very well. You'll be in charge here for one-half hour... (看了一下手表.) Now remember... Not one "Yes."... It must be "NO" to everything. (Lawson 退场 ，用力关门.)
Section 2
(Teddy 笑着站了一会. 电话响了铃铃铃 ， 他穿过舞台，冲到放在书桌上的电话旁边, 接
起电话并大声喊到).
TEDDY: NO. Positively NO! (挂了电话. 在舞台上溜达着, 对着很吃惊的Miss Collins笑了笑.) That's two... Put them down.
COLLINS: (记录着.) Yes, sir. (电话响了铃铃铃. Teddy 又快速拿起电话, Miss Collins提醒他小心点.) You’d better hear who it is, sir. It may be important.
TEDDY: Hello? (重复着那边人对他说的话.) Is Mr. Lawson in? NO! Do I mind speaking for him? NO! What? NO!
COLLINS: (站起来，恳求的说.) Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?
TEDDY: (看着Miss Collins.) No. Put them all down... there were five of them. (对着电话说.) No, no, no! (对着 Miss Collins举起三根手指.) I wasn't talking to you... I was talking to Mr. Lawson's secretary. What? No! I should worry? No! (挂了电话.)
COLLINS: (害怕地说) Aren't you going a little too far, sir?
TEDDY: No! There's another. Are you keeping strict account of them? How many are there? COLLINS: Just... just thirteen, sir.
TEDDY: Thirteen, eh?
COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?
TEDDY: No! That makes fourteen! Well, that's a trip to California, anyway. (电话响了铃铃铃. 但这次 Miss Collins 先接起电话.)
COLLINS: Hello? ( 听了会)Just a second, please. (捂住话筒，对 Teddy 很小声的说.) It's T. J. Morgan to see your father.
TEDDY: No!
COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?
TEDDY: No!
COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr. Lawson?
TEDDY: Tell him NO!
COLLINS: (对着电话说.) No! (挂了电话.)
TEDDY: (享受着这一切.) Add three more to the list. How many is that now? (这时候T. J. Morgan唐突的冲进房间.)
MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in? (走到 Teddy旁边.) TEDDY: No! (Miss Collins保持纪录每一个"no.")
MORGAN: (看着 Miss Collins .) Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you? (Mill Collins 正想回答，但是Teddy打断了.)
TEDDY: No! (冲着 Miss Collins 举起一根手指)
MORGAN: (回过头看着 Teddy .) Oh, then it was you?
TEDDY: No!
MORGAN: (疑惑的问.) Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office?
TEDDY: No!
MORGAN: Can't you say anything but "NO-O-O!?"
TEDDY: "NO-O-O!"
MORGAN: (厌烦的挥动了一下手.) You're a silly ass... Will you deny that?
TEDDY: For a hundred dollars? NO! (看着 Miss Collins示意她记录下来.)
MORGAN: You're impossible. You tell him that T. J. Morgan was here to see him about our business. He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?
TEDDY: Yeah....Err. . NO!
MORGAN: What? (在 Teddy的脸前晃了晃手指.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in our business anymore? (Miss Collins 努力想说话. Morgan快速转头看着她) Were you going to say something?
TEDDY: No. She - she wasn't!
MORGAN: What? He doesn't want to make a hundred thousand dollars?
TEDDY: (犹豫了一下.) N-n-no.
MORGAN: OH! He doesn't, eh? I'll tend to him. He'll find out when he fools with T. J. Morgan ，he's fooling with fire. I'll show him... I'll show him... (边说着边出去了.)
Section 3
COLLINS: (站起来，走到他旁边.) Oh, Mr. Lawson, you'll ruin your father. And after all he is your father, isn't he?
TEDDY: No! (仍然笑着.)
COLLINS: (脚后跟向后摇晃了一下.) Oh, sir do you know what you are saying?
TEDDY: No! I'm only thinking of a honeymoon in some far-off romantic spot... and if he stays away long enough, I'm sure it will be Venice. Go over there and count "no's." How many have we got now?
COLLINS: (在书桌上数着 .) Thirty-eight, sir.
TEDDY: Thirty-eight hundred dollars. Good. (电话响了铃铃铃.)
COLLINS: Hello! Very well! (挂了电话. 看着Teddy.) Miss Lisa is here, sir.
TEDDY: (惊讶地说) Oh, I can't see her now!
COLLINS: I'm sorry, sir, but I told her that you were here, and she's coming in! (Miss Collins满意地笑着)
TEDDY: Oh, Lord!
COLLINS: And remember, sir, not one YES... it must be NO to everything. (Lisa 兴奋的走进来.) LISA: Hello, Teddy Bear.
TEDDY: Hello, darling!
LISA: Did you tell your father we were going to be married?
TEDDY: Ye. .ye . . . P-Pos-itive-ly! (他掠过自己的肩得意的看着 Miss Collins)
LISA: You're a darling... and you're my darling, aren’t you?
TEDDY: Oh, ye....ye . . . You said it! (摸着自己的额头.) But don't you think you'd better run along now, and I'll see you after work? (他帮她走向门口.她又把他向回推)
LISA: No, I'll stay. Don't you always want to be near me?
TEDDY: (看着Lisa撅起的嘴唇，他差点忘记了要说no) I'll say ye.. years and years to come will find us together.(Teddy 得意的看着 COLLINS.)
LISA: Then you do love me better than anything else in the world... don't you? Say YES (恳求的说)
TEDDY: Yes....ye ye... (要寻找别的话题，他看了一下电话.) Did that phone ring?
LISA：No, it didn't. You are glad you proposed to me yesterday, aren't you, dear? Say YES! (她充满爱意的把手放在Teddy的脸上 ，把他的头转向自己这边)
TEDDY: (忘记了一会.) YEAH.. YEAH. (他看到Miss Collins铅笔放在嘴唇上，站起来) YER-T-AY was the happiest day of my life. (看着 Miss Collins.) That was yesterday.
LISA: (疑惑的问.) And don't you feel the same today?
TEDDY: Yeah....Ye. . Ye... Indeed I do.
LISA: And you'll always be good to me, won't you, dear?
TEDDY: Ye...ye...you know I will.
LISA: (指着 Miss Collins.) Is that woman your father's secretary?
TEDDY: Ye... Young Miss Collins is father's secretary. Meet my fiancée, Miss Lisa.
COLLINS: (站起来鞠躬.) Charmed to meet you, Miss Lisa. Mr. Lawson has spoken of you very often, haven't you, Mr. Lawson?
TEDDY: Oh, ye Huh? Have I?
LISA: (安慰他说.) Poor Teddy Bear. I've noticed you've acted sort of strangely today. I think I'll run along now and leave you to your work. (Lisa 走向门口 .) (Teddy 跟着她走向门口)
LISA: (突然想起了什么,返回来.) Oh, my dear! I was leaving and forgetting the most important thing of all. Isn't our marriage the most important thing in the world to us?
TEDDY: Ye . . . ye. . You know it is!
LISA: (拿起他的手) Do you take me for your lawful wedded wife? Well, you must say "Yes." TEDDY: (仍然看着 Miss Collins.) I... I can't... (把手放脸上，背对着她们.)
LISA: What? Teddy Lawson, do you mean to say you don't want to say "Yes"?
TEDDY: No!
LISA: Then answer... YES or NO!
TEDDY: Darling... I must say NO!
LISA: Oh! NOW I see, yes, you’ve been acting so now. Yes you said no.
TEDDY: Darling, it was for your good that I said it.
LISA: For my good! Oh, it's the woman who must pay!
TEDDY: You're wrong; it's Dad who must pay.
LISA: Oh, so it was your father who bought your love for money. Well, I'll see him about this. Oh, my heart is breaking, my heart is breaking... (她哭着退场了.)
Section 4
LAWSON吃完饭回来了，Teddy 很满意的笑着
LAWSON：(看着Collins)How many times have my son said no?
COLLINS：41. Sir.
LAWSON：O, My god!(看着Teddy)I can’t believe you can do it. (转过头看着Collins)But is there something special happened? (Teddy 低下了头)
COLLINS: Ye... sir .Just now, T J Morgan and Miss Lisa came in. No matter what they asked, Mr. Teddy only said no. So Mr. Morgan was very angry and Miss Lisa left in tears.
LAWSON：O I see.(想了会，看着Teddy)OK，My dear son, I will give you the money that you should get.
TEDDY:(非常高兴的说)Thank you, dad. I am so happy that I can go on a honeymoon with my girlfriend
LAWSON：Although you did it, but you know you ruined my business. I hope you can say yes when you should say yes, but you must say no when you should say no.
TEDDY: O I see, dad. I love you, forever. (两人拥抱)
5人英语对话篇2
演员表： Diana (D1) 林xx Donna(D2)李xx 美国经销商代表
Tom Brown 美国公司经理 朱xx
Nancy Wang 公司的采购部业务员 杨xx
Simon Zhou 公司经理 徐xx
N: Hello, Mrs.Diana , I think we can start by talking about the price. D1: Sure. I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have.
N: Your products are very good. But I'm a little worried about the prices you're asking.
D1: You think we are asking for more?
N: That's not exactly what I had in mind. I know your research costs are high, but what I'd like is a 25% discount.
D1: That seems to be a little high, Mr. Nancy. I don't know how we can make a profit with those numbers.
N: Well, if we promise future business, it will cut your costs, right?
D1: Yes, but it's hard to see how you can place such large orders. We need a guarantee of future business, not just a promise.
N: We said we wanted 1000 pieces over a six-month period. What if we place orders for twelve months, with a guarantee?
D1: If you can guarantee that on paper, I think we can discuss this further.
N: Never mind! By the way, our manager hope to see you, would you like to wait for a moment? I will take him to see you.
D1: that’s ok.I think it’s better let Donna to talk with him.
N : All right.
S: Hi, Mrs. Donna, Welcome to China! I am Simon Zhou, sales manager. It is a pleasure to see you here .How do you do?
D2: How do you do, Mr. Simon!
S: I am afraid that our costs for the product won't go down much, even with future business.
D2: Just what are you proposing?
S: We could take a cut on the price. But 25% would cut our profit margin. We suggest a compromise -10%.
D2: That's a big change from 25%! 10% are beyond my negotiating limit.
S: I don't think I can change it right now.
D2: Mr. Tom, it is really beyond my limit, I think we can try to come up with something else.
S: We hope so, Mrs. Smith. I'll try very hard to reach some middle ground
D2: I understand. We propose a deal. For the first six months, we get a discount of 20%, and the next six months we get 15%
S: Mrs. Smith，I can't bring those numbers back to my office. D2: Then you'll have to think of something better, Mr. Brown
T: How do you do, Mr. Simon!
S: How do you do, Mr. Brown! How about 15% the first six months,
and the second six months at 12%, with a guarantee of 3000 units? T: That's a lot to sell, with very low profit margins.
S: It's about the best we can do, Tom Brown. We need to get something out today. If we go back with nothing, we may be coming back to you soon to ask for a job.
T: OK .17% the first six months, 14% for the second?
S: Done. It’s really very kind of you, I’ m glad to cooperate with you .
适合初二学生的英语短剧
白雪公主，我们初中好像就有班级演过……
Snow White
(A Play)(剧本)
Characters:人物表
Snow White:白雪公主
Queen: 皇后
Seven dwarfs: 七个矮人
Prince: 王子
Hunter: 猎人
Mirror: 魔镜
Prince: 王子
Narrator:(Music sounds)This is a story about love and how love and
旁白:(音乐起)这是一个爱的故事,
Beauty are more powerful than wickedness and jealousy.
关于善良如何战胜邪恶嫉妒的故事.
Many years ago, in a faraway place, there was a lovely and
很久以前,在遥远的地方,有一位美丽而温柔的皇后.
gentle Queen who had a beautiful daughter. The Queen
她生了一个美丽的女儿.
loved her very much. and named her Snow White.
皇后非常爱她,给她取了个名字,叫白雪.
Shortly after Snow White was born, the good and noble
不久善良而高贵的皇后去世了.
Queen died. The King remarried. The new Queen was
国王又娶了个新皇后,新皇后虽然漂亮,
Beautiful but bad.
但是个邪恶又狠毒的女人.
(In palace. In front of a dressing table.)
在皇宫.梳妆台前.
Queen:(Stands in front of a magic mirror, and enjoys her beauty.)
皇后:站在镜前,欣赏自己.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful of them all
魔镜,魔镜,世界上谁最美丽
Mirror: Your Highness, you were beautiful. But now Snow White is
魔镜:皇后阁下,你很美.
the most beautiful in the world.
但是白雪公主更美丽.
Queen:(Fall into a rage) Hunter! Hunter! Where are you
皇后:(大怒)猎人!猎人!你在哪
(The huntsman arrives.)
(猎人赶到.)
Huntsman: Your Highness, what's your order
猎人:皇后阁下,有何吩咐
Queen: Take Snow White to the forest and kill her. Bring her heart to me. Understand
皇后:把白雪公主带到森林里杀了.把她的心脏带给我.听明白了吗
Hunter: Yes, Your highness.
猎人:是,皇后.
(The huntsman cannot help but moves back, surprised and useless.)
猎人惊愕又无奈的退下.
(Snow White appears on the stage ,singing and dancing happily.)
白雪公主出场,边唱边欢乐地上.
(Music sounds. The theme music of Snow White.)
音乐起.白雪公主主题曲.
A Prince walks on the stage.
王子上.
The Prince: Ha! How beautiful she is !(Goes forward and stops her.)
王子:啊!多漂亮的姑娘.(上前拦住)
Snow White :Please let me go!
白雪公主:请让我走吧!
The Prince: Who are you Tell me, please.(Snow White turns and runs away.)
王子:告诉我,你是谁 (白雪转身跑了.)
The Prince: Ha! I've never met such a beautiful girl.
王子:啊!她的美丽我从没见过.
I've never had this feeling.
我也从未有过这种感觉.
(Goes out of stage)(退下)
(Snow White appears on the stage.)
白雪上.
(A huntsman follows.)
猎人跟上.
(The huntsman comes near Snow White. He raises his sword behind her.)
猎人来到她身边.猎人在她身后举起了剑.
Snow White:(Turns her back, smiles.)Dear huntsman , how are you
白雪公主:(转过头,笑)您好,亲爱的猎人.
What a beautiful fine day! Ah!
今天天气多好呀!啊!
Huntsman:(Drops his sword weakly)Poor child, the Queen has
猎人:(无力地放下剑)可怜的孩子,皇后
Ordered me to slay you.
命令我将你杀了.
Snow White:(Frightened)Slay me I cannot believe this, surely you are mistaken
白雪公主:(惊恐的)杀我 真不敢相信,你一定弄错了.
Huntsman: There is no mistake! The Queen is jealous of your beauty.
猎人:我没弄错!皇后嫉妒您的美貌.
She has ordered me to slay you.
她命令我把你杀了.
Snow White: Please, huntsman, let me go.
白雪公主:求求你,猎人,放了我吧.
Huntsman: Run away, my poor child ,to the forest far away.
猎人:逃吧,我可怜的孩子,往森林里跑.
Snow White: I shall never forget you, Huntsman!
白雪公主:我永远不会忘记你的,猎人!
Huntsman: Go!
猎人:走!
(Snow White hears Huntsman's words and runs unsteady into the forest)
白雪公主听了猎人的话,跌跌撞撞地跑进丛林.
(Snow White runs and runs . And she stops before a house.)
白雪公主跑呀跑,来到一幢小房子前.
Snow White: Hello Is there anyone at home Hello Can anyone hear me
白雪公主:喂,有人在家吗
(Snow White pushes the door open and walks in.)
白雪公主轻轻推开房门,走了进去.
(She sees seven small beds, and a small table with seven bowls full of food on it.)
她看见七张小床.小桌上放着七只盛满食物的小碗.
Snow White: :I'm so hungry.
白雪公主:我饿极了.
(She ate some food and went to sleep in bed.)
她吃了一点东西,倒在床上睡着了.
(The seven dwarfs come home.)
七个小矮人回来了.
Dwarf1: Who ate my bread
矮人1:谁吃了我的面包
Dwarf2: Who sat here
矮人2:谁动过我的椅子
Dwarf3: Who had my fruit
矮人3:谁吃了我的水果
Dwarf4: Who drank from my cup
矮人4:谁喝过我的水
Dwarf5: Who used my spoon
矮人5:谁用过我的汤勺
Dwarf6: Who touched my bowl
矮人6:谁碰过我的小碗
Dwarf7: Who is sleeping in my bed
矮人7:谁睡在我的床上
(The dwarfs talk about what had happened.)
从矮人七嘴八舌,纷纷议论.
The dwarfs: (Shh…) Isn't she beautiful
众矮人:(惊叹)多么美丽的小姑娘呀
Dwarf1:Let her sleep till morning.
矮人1:让她睡吧,一直睡到明天.
Snow White:(Wakes up and looks around.)Where am I
白雪公主:(醒来,环顾四周)我在哪
The dwarfs: Who are you Why are you here
众矮人:你是谁 你怎么到这儿来
Narrator: Snow White tells her story.
旁白:白雪公主将她的遭遇讲给小矮人们听.
Dwarf1: What an evil Queen!
矮人1:多狠毒的皇后呀!
Dwarf2:I'll help you.
矮人2:我会帮你的.
Dwarfs: Me,too,Me,too.
众矮人:我也是,我也是.
Dwarf3: Stay with us.
矮人3:和我们生活在一起吧.
Dwarfs: Yes,yes.
从矮人:好吧,好吧.
(Snow white stays with the seven dwarfs. The dwarfs cheers.)
白雪公主和七个小矮人生活在一起.(众矮人欢呼!)
(The Queen disguises herself as an old woman with a basket in her arm.)
皇后装扮成一个老妇,挎篮子上.
The Queen: Curse that miserable huntsman! I must kill her!
(Showing a poisonous apple.)
皇后:该死的猎人!我一定要毒死她.(示苹果)
(She finds the house where the seven dwarfs live.)
她找到小矮人住的房子.
Apples-Apples-.Buy some apples.
卖苹果啦——卖苹果啦——
They are big, sweet and delicious!
又香又甜的大苹果!
Snow White:(Open the window.)Sorry ,I don't want your apples.
白雪公主: (打开窗子.)对不起,我不买你的苹果.
Go away.
你走吧.
The Queen: Buy one, Miss, for my child's sake.
皇后:小姐,看在我孩子的份上,你就买一个吧!
Snow White: What's the matter with your child
白雪:你孩子怎么啦
The Queen: He's dying of sickness.
皇后:他病得快死啦!我等着卖苹果的钱给他买药.
Snow White: Poor child. I'll help you.
(Take some money out of her pocket.)
白雪:可怜的人.我愿意帮助你.(掏钱给)
The Queen: Thank you my good child. Have it quickly.
(Pass the apple to her.)
皇后:谢谢你,好孩子.快吃吧!(递苹果)
Snow White: Please have some, Granny.( Return the apple.)
白雪:老人家,你吃吧!(反递)
The Queen: King girl, the apple is yours. I won't take you money if you don't eat it.
皇后:好孩子,苹果是你买的,你不吃,我就不收你的钱.
(Snow White take over the apple and takes a bit and faints.)
白雪公主接过苹果咬了一口,马上倒地死去了.
The Queen:(Leaves proudly.)
皇后:(得意地离开)
(With tools on their shoulders , the seven dwarfs walk home singing happily.)
小矮人扛着劳动工具,哼着歌儿往家走来.
Dwarf1:Ah, Snow White!
矮人1:啊,白雪公主!
Dwarf2: What's the matter with Snow White
矮人2:白雪公主怎么啦
Dwarf2:(Put a hand near her nose.)She's dead.
矮人2:(用手试试)她死啦!
Dwarfs: Dead!
众矮人:死啦!
(The Dwarfs are on their knees beside Snow White. crying sadly.)
小矮人们悲哀地跪在白雪身前,哭得伤心极了.
(The Prince appears on the stage.)
王子上.
The Prince: How beautiful she is!
王子:多美丽的姑娘啊!
The Prince:(Comes near her.)Is the girl I saw before
What's the matter with her
王子:(近前)啊!这不是我见过的那位姑娘吗 她怎么啦
The Dwarfs: She's dead!
众矮人:她被人毒死啦!
The prince: I'll try my best to revive her.
王子:我一定要想法救活她!
(He takes out a little bottle. takes out a pill and puts it into Snow White's mouth.)
(从身边掏出一只小瓶子,倒出一粒丹药,上前,扶起白雪,喂到她嘴里.)
(The poison apple comes out. She wakes.)
(公主吐出毒苹果.她醒过来了.)
The Dwarfs: Ah!
众矮人:啊!
(Snow White and the seven dwarfs are singing happily.)
(白雪公主和众人欢乐.)
Narrator: The evil Queen breaks the magic mirror. The Mirror draws her in and she disappears forever.
旁白:邪恶的王后气得打碎魔镜.魔镜却把她吸了进去,她永远地消失了.
They live happily for many many years in the palace.
白雪公主随王子来室王宫,从此过得幸福快乐的生活.
(The music gradually stops)
(音乐渐弱)
The end
剧终
The Modern Snow White
人物:白雪公主,老王后,新王后,猎人,七个小矮人,王子,小动物(5个),魔镜
道具:动物头饰,皇冠,枪,矮人帽,七张板凳,七个杯子,魔镜,洋娃娃,一张桌子,苹果(一半红一半绿),头巾,篮子
演员表:白雪公主——
王子—
老王后——
新王后——
七个小矮人——
小动物——
猎人——
魔镜——
剧情:
(幕启)
老王后:(怀抱洋娃娃,哄小孩,戴围巾)
旁白:A cold winter day. A baby, her name is Snow White. She is very beautiful.
人们:(上场,围住老王后,手摸娃娃脸)
旁白:The queen loves her. Everybody loves her. (音乐起,人们,老王后下场)
(音乐起,动物和公主跳上场,老王后上场睡床上)
旁白:The animals love her, too.(音乐渐弱)
动物:(一个人上场)Snow White! Snow White! Your mother is ill.(焦急)
公主:Mum! Mum! (边跑边下,动物跟下)
(公主上台围在床前,小动物上)
公主:Oh! Mum. No! No! What's wrong with you
老王后:(摸公主的脸)My dear. I love you for…ever…. (手垂下,脸歪,死掉)
(音乐悲惨,抬老王后下,公主坐地上哭)
(音乐欢快,新王后上,围公主走一圈,瞟一眼)
旁白:A new queen comes. She is beautiful but bad.(公主无奈,小动物气愤)
魔镜:(音乐起,上场)
旁白:This is a magic mirror.
新王后:Mirror, mirror. Who is beautiful
魔镜:Not you. Snow White.
新王后:No! No! No! (回头对猎人说)Kill Snow White!
猎人:(上场,半跪低头)Snow White (抬头) But …
新王后:Kill her!
猎人:(低头,无奈下场)
(马蹄声.公主拎裙跑,马挡公主前面,)
公主:(双膝跪下)Help me, please! Please!(乞求)
猎人:(思考一会儿)All right. Go, Snow White.(把举起的枪放下,马让道)
公主:(边跑边说)Thank you! Thank you!(猎人下,公主继续跑)
公主:(四下张望,来到门前)May I come in (敲门,无人答)Anybody here (推门进,数)One, two, three,… Oh, seven chairs and seven cups. Who live here (打个哈欠)I'm too tired.(抽出凳子,坐凳上)Oh, I'm too thirsty.(喝两杯,边打哈欠边睡)
(欢快音乐,小矮人上场)
小矮人:(推门,进来,跑到桌前)
小1:Who sat here (手指椅子)
小2:(拿起杯子)Who drank this
其:Who is it (互相看,纳闷)
小3:(跑到最后一张椅子)Who's sleeping here (大家围上)
小4:Look! She's sleeping.
小5:She's beautiful!
小6:嘘!Let her sleep!
其:(蹑手蹑脚走开)
(天亮,放音乐)
公主:(伸懒腰)
小矮人:(上场)Good morning!
公主:(吓大跳)Who are you
小7:We are the masters of this house. What's your name
公主:I'm Snow White.
小1:Why are you here
公主:(哭)My mother is dead. The new queen wanted to kill me. So …
小矮人:(点头)
小2:What an evil queen!
小3:I'll help you.
小4:Me too.
其:(一起)Me too.
小5:Stay with us, ok
公主:Thank you.(大家手拉手,跳舞)
(音乐起,邪恶)
魔镜:(上场)
新王后:(上场,奸笑,边照镜边问)Mirror, mirror! Who(拖腔)is beautiful
魔镜:Not you! Snow White!
新王后:What (生气)I'll kill her!
(音乐,邪恶)
新王后:(一转身,拿出一个苹果,坏笑)哼!Snow White!
(公主一人在家,边哼歌边擦桌,拎裙转圈)
新王后:(上场)Apples! Apples! Buy some apples!(拎篮子)
公主:(听)Apples (开门)Hello!
新王后:Oh! You're so beautiful! Give you a beautiful apple.(递)
公主:(接过苹果)Oh! How lovely!(咬一口,倒下死掉)
新王后:(跑过去,看看,探探呼吸,拿掉头巾,大笑离开)
Mirror, mirror! Who is beautiful
魔镜:It's you.
新王后:(大笑,边笑边下)
(小矮人回来)
小1:Oh! What happened
其:(大家跑去)Snow White! Snow White! Wake up! Wake up!
小2:Oh! She died!
(小矮人抬起公主,放到床上,哭)(音乐,马蹄声,王子上)
小3:Poor Snow White!
王子:(上前看)Oh! What a beautiful girl! I want to marry her.
小4:But you can't. She is dead.
王子:(摇头)Oh! No!(摇公主)Snow White! Snow White!
公主:(咳嗽,吐苹果)What happened (对王子说)Hello!
小矮人:(惊讶)
王子:(单膝跪下)Marry me, Snow White.
小5:Snow White, the prince helped you!
公主:(看看大家,害羞点点头)
小矮人:(手拉手转圈)
新王后:Mirror, mirror. Who is beautiful
魔镜:Not you. Not you. Snow White.
新王后:No! No!(边说边后退)
(魔镜碎了,王后倒下死掉)
(王子扶公主下床,手拉手)
小矮人:(摇手)Goodbye! Snow White. Goodbye! Prince.
王子,公主:(齐)Thank you! Goodbye!
旁白:The evil queen died. Snow White and the prince went. They'll be happy forever. (The end)
等！求！求！ 关于一部外国吸血鬼的电影的名字
片名：吸血鬼德古拉2
英文名：Dracula II: Ascension
导演：派屈克·路西亚
类型：恐怖片
上映：2003年01月07日
地区：美国
对白：英语
颜色：彩色
时长：85 分钟
分级：英国：15 西班牙：18 德国：16
英文简短剧情：
"Dracula II: Ascension" is a sequel to "Dracula 2000," with the ageless vampire again returning from apparent extinction. The twist is that Dracula's blood will be used by a researcher (baroque performance by Craig Sheffer) to reverse the effects of a crippling disease; Sheffer's assistants (read: vampire fodder) will help. Joining this scientific survey is long-haired vampire slayer Jason Scott Lee, who seems to have stalked in from another picture--but never mind Roy Scheider, whose wizened priest might be onscreen for all of 60 seconds.
中文剧情介绍：
远古的邪恶,21世纪里再一次被人们好奇的心理唤醒,人们无法控制结局,无法想象恐怖阴影再次笼罩在城市的上空.一所高级中学正面临找噩运,谁能想到的神秘出现会是怎样呢……当神秘的STARNGER出现提供学生三千万元收购身体和鲜血，学生们达成了协议……
演员表：
鲁特格尔·哈尔 .... Dracula (flashforward) (uncredited)
贾森·斯科特·李 .... Father Uffizi
罗伊·谢德 .... Cardinal Siqueros
克雷格·谢菲尔 .... Lowell
Brande Roderick .... Tanya
史蒂芬·比灵顿 .... Dracula II
David J. Francis .... Jesus
David Gant .... Old Priest
Chris Hunter .... Corello
汤姆·凯恩 .... Cartoon Voice of Doctor (voice)
John Light .... Eric
Jason London .... Luke
Daniela Nane .... Cat-Woman
John Sharian .... Officer Hodge
Diane Neal .... Elizabeth Blaine
制作发行：
制作公司
Neo Art & Logic
发行公司
Buena Vista Home Video (BVHV) [us]
GAGA Communications [jp]
Art Port Inc. [jp]
特技公司
Neo Digital Imaging
Two Hours In The Dark [us]
影片拍摄地点：
Bucharest, Romania
上映日期：
国家或地区 上映日期
美国 2003年06月07日 2003 (video premiere)
日本 2004年01月10日 2004 (Tokyo)
法国 2004年01月29日 2004 (Gérardmer Fantasticarts Film Festival)
匈牙利 2004年03月02日 2004 (DVD premiere)
挪威 2004年04月28日 2004 (video premiere)
芬兰 2004年05月07日 2004 (DVD premiere)
观看地址：http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTAwNjc2MzAw.html
这是个系列，一共拍了三部，在网上很好找的。
看暮光之城好了。不错哦
《暮光之城》
片名：吸血鬼2
英文名：Dracula II: Ascension
我看过的，没错的，很多视频网上都有，
那个牧师长得很像亚洲人，结尾牧师被变成吸血鬼的女主角暗算了，不过没死透，第3集又活过来了。
我说爆裂飞车是什么东西为什么禁片
人食人实录：
《人食人实录》是由Ruggero Deodato执导，Robert Kerman等人主演的一部恐怖片。
影片讲述了一个由3男1女组成的电影摄制小组在南美洲丛林，寻找消失的食人族部落，没想到却一去不回的故事。
中文名
人食人实录
外文名
Cannibal Holocaust/食人族（日）
其它译名
食人族实录/残酷食人族/食人族大屠杀
出品时间
1980
出品公司
F.D.Cinematografica
发行公司
United Artists Europa （意大利）二十世纪福克斯（日本）
制片地区
意大利/哥伦比亚
导 演
Ruggero Deodato
类 型
恐怖 剧情
主 演
Robert Kerman
片 长
98分钟
上映时间
1980年2月7日 意大利
票 房
$100,000
分 级
NC-17/R
对白语言
英语/西班牙语/意大利语
色 彩
彩色
1979年，一个由3男1女组成的电影摄制小组在南美洲丛林中拍摄关于食人族的纪录影片时失踪了。一年后，他们的电影胶片被发现并带回了美国，而这部电影正是那卷胶片……
为了解救失踪的4名青年，教授亲自步入亚马逊食人族地带“绿色地狱”，那里有着三个不同部落，而他发现食人族并非传说中的那么残酷无情，相反，他取得了两个不同部落的信任，在与树人族接触后教授发现4名青年已经死去多时，他用录音机向族长换回摄像机。当他返回城市观看摄像机中的胶卷却发现，这四个不知谈高地后的青年为了出名和兽欲犯下了不可饶恕的罪行......该片教授的最后一句话实在让我们感到我们改反思我们的行为：“我有时候真想知道，谁才是真正的食人族！”
总而言之该片犀利的讽刺了现代人的野蛮行径比起落后人的暴力更恐怖
英文翻译
In the beginning of this film we meet a documentary team of three young men and a young woman. They are heading for the south-American jungle to search for real cannibals. After a while the crew is reported missing and a rescue team is send from the US. This team gets in touch with an amazon tribe called the Tree-people. The tree-people gives them the only remains of the first crew - the filmrolls containing the material this crew shot during their search for real cannibals. Back in the US we get to see these films. We now get to see exactly what happened to the first crew.
中文介绍
电影《人食人实录》剧情采倒述的方式进行。1979年，一个由3男1女组成的电影摄制小组在南美洲南非丛林，寻找消失的食人族部落，没想到却一去不回。一位教授因此出发探究原因，一年以后，他们的电影胶片被发现带回了美国，上面正是这些摄影者整个探险的过程。这部《人食人实录》片子是意大利一系列食人族电影中最出色的一部。所谓“出色”，并不是说演员演得很好，整部《人食人实录》片子除了食人族，几乎每个演员都演的很烂。这部《人食人实录》片子让影评称赞的，是超越时代的暴力血腥与特效。此片恶心至极，非常人能承受.......
演职员表
编辑
演员表
角色
演员
Mark Tomaso Luca Barbareschi
Felipe Salvatore Basile
Faye Daniels Francesca Ciardi
职员表
导演 Ruggero Deodato
- 1979年7月28日：
恐怖剧情截图(8张)
颜色： 彩色
分级： 西班牙：18 芬兰：(Banned) 英国：18 阿根廷：16 西德：18 意大利：VM18 法国：-16 美国：Open 美国：X 葡萄牙：M/18
字幕：中英字幕
宣传语：Those who filmed it were devoured alive by cannibals!
幕后制作
编辑
对白语言:英语 西班牙语
色彩：彩色
混音：单声道[1]
级别：Hong Kong:III Finland:K-18 USA:Unrated Canada:R Norway:18 Spain:18 UK:18 Australia:R South Korea:18 Italy:VM18 Canada:16+ Malaysia: France:-16 Netherlands:16 Argentina:16 USA:X Japan:R-18 Italy: Finland: Sweden: UK: Norway: South Africa: West Germany: Iceland: Singapore: Australia:Banned USA:Open
制作成本：$100,000 (estimated)
影片评价
编辑
四个文明人，三男一女带着摄像机闯入类似于原始部落进行拍摄。孰知这些所谓的文明人却对那些未开化的人犯着难以赎回的罪恶：把一个村落的女人，无论老幼都赶到一个草棚里，用火把点燃草垛。三个男人对着传出惨叫的草棚哈哈大笑。还有其中的两个男人强暴了部落里的一个小女孩，另一个在旁边录像。那块真有点看不下去了，简直就是挑战人类道德底线了，令人难以置信。
精彩剧情截图(15张)
看这个片子的时候不知为什么总让我想起二战，想起纳粹，想起南京大屠杀。其实我本身就相信人性本恶，只不过更加深了我的看法而已。每个人的心里都住着个魔鬼，只不过身边的环境和从小受的教育客观着限制着它。一旦身处一个适宜的环境，魔鬼就会被释放出来，结果就是人们通常就会干一些放在平时不可思议的事情。就像当战争结束，不少纳粹战犯被寻找出来。他们的邻居都不敢相信平日一向对人彬彬有礼的老头怎么会是在二战中杀人不眨眼的侩子手呢。可是事实就是如此残酷，人性的阴暗已经随着我们的出生带在了身上，就像病毒一样悄悄潜伏在皮肤下潜伏在血液中。我们所能做的就是当身处到一个特殊的环境下尽量保持理智的自己，不要让自己被冲动或者荷尔蒙牵着走。
文明人与野蛮人就在一瞬之间，在我们眼中是文明人的或许连野蛮人都不如，你不懂的尊重他们他们怎么可能会尊重你呢？套用结尾的一段话“到底谁是食人族呢？”
急急急！！！！哪位老友迷能找到六人行（老友记）六个主角的性格特点的描述，
罗斯生活认真，有时甚至古板，已经结婚。
莫妮卡对一切事物都要分类整齐干净，虽然争强好胜，但因年轻时肥胖，总有潜在的自卑感，努力不去得罪别人。
钱德喜欢用讲笑话来进行自我防卫，掩盖自己的不自信。他和花花公子乔伊相比，对女性有很强排斥力，动不动被别人误认为是同性恋。
乔伊是意大利裔的三流演员，傻乎乎，心地善良，爱食物、爱女人，试镜屡屡碰壁。脑瓜不好使，但心地很善良，朋友有难积极相助。
菲比，她幼时境遇凄惨，混街头长大，如今是按摩师。人生态度非常乐观健康，性格爽朗。她和莫妮卡曾是室友，但实在无法忍受莫妮卡强迫症般的洁癖性格，最终搬出去住。
未经世事的医家千金小姐，生活上的大白痴（连垃圾都不会倒~）个性因此也有些娇纵；另外，没什么主见，对人言听计从,对朋友真诚.
Ross is geeky and a bit selfish, bitching about things all the time. I would say he's the weakest character in the show - after all he does live in a different building. But he does also have a gentle and sensitive side, which is what people love him for.
Monica is of course the strongest character. Compulsive cleaning, fiery, and of course loving. Anything you would see in a mum you see in Monica. A bit hard to deal with sometimes but she takes care of everyone as the hostess.
Rachel is so like every other character Jennifer Aniston has every played. Next door girl, cute with good fashion sense, a little spoiled and careless but strong at heart. Nice buffer for any show.
Joey is my favourite. He has such a big heart, always loving always caring for people he loves, but never in a pushy way. He has lots of cute little moves, he'd do anything to make his friends happy, and of course he's also the hottest.
Phoebe is also a unique character. Toughed it up by herself through lots of bad things, but still keeps a genuine, loving heart. She lives in her own world and she lives it good and proud, not being taken down by the big society. Who doesn't love her little craziness?
Chandler is seemingly the least stand-out one but actually probably the most important one. He represents most people - good-hearted, tries to fit in and be funny - Which doesn't always work with other people but that's where most jokes of the show come from.
Chandler who is quite funny, with the baddest thanksgiving ever, because his parents got divorced. Who sometimes gives cold jokes.
Monica who of course is the strongest character in the show. Compulsive cleaning and fiery.
Ross is geeky and a bit selfish, bitching about things all the time. after all he does live in a different building. But he does also have a gentle and sensitive side, which is what people love him for. But he had divorced for three times.
Phoebe who doesn't really care about how other people thinks about her. Also she always do some weird stuff.
Rachel: Rachel's this kind and nice person, she was once called a pushover by Phoebe cause she really cares about others' feelings a lot. She was a "princess"kind of person at first and didn't know how to be independent and live life without the money of her fathers, but with the help of the other 5, she was able to be the person she wanted to be. And she is the person who Ross had a crush fro high school.
Joey: pretty man with no brain...likes to hook up with girls but was never really in a serious relationship, maybe he's not ready for something like that. he still seems to have the IQ of a kid, and never seems to have grown in the 10 years of friends...he might not be that serious on love but I know that cares a lot about his friends.
Jennifer Aniston Pitt （Rachel Karen Green）
出生年月日：1969年2月11日－水瓶座
出生地：加州
身高：168cm
最初试镜演Monica，后来改为Rachel。
Jen有着希腊血统，在孩提时代曾在希腊生活过一年，因为她父亲的演艺事业全家迁到了纽约。11岁时，纽约艺术博物馆就选中过她的一幅画。父母在她9岁的时候就离婚了，她主要是由母亲带大，但后来与母亲不和。没有邀请母亲参加自己100万美元婚礼盛典。
在Matthew Perry（钱德勒扮演者）接到老板华纳兄弟的威胁后，Jen曾任他的私人教练帮他减肥。
据说是长期的梦游症患者。
最喜欢的打发时间的方法：上网
之前可没有这么好的身材，为了能有大突破，她的经理人让她减了30磅。在2000年7月29日嫁给了已经大红大紫的William Bradley Pitt（布拉德.皮特）。在2000年10月25日，她正式的把姓氏改为Pitt，但在电影电视的演员表里仍用娘家姓Aniston。有趣的是，Pitt在Friends中客串的角色是最讨厌瑞秋的高中同学。
禁止老公Brad Pitt和性感的Nicole Kidman（汤姆.克鲁斯前妻）合演新电影Mr. And Mrs. Smith。不知道是否因为这样，史密斯夫妇的女主角换成Angelina Jolie（主要作品：古墓丽影系列），最新的消息是Pitt已经成为前夫并且正和Angelina Jolie打得火热，而Jennifer则终日以泪洗面。
Courteney Bass Cox Arquette（Monica Geller）
出生年月日：1964年6月15日－双子座
出生地：阿拉巴马州伯明翰市
身高：168cm
最初是为演Rachel而试镜。
Courteney Cox是家中四个孩子中最小的，在她10岁的时候父母19年的婚姻结束了，Courteney和兄姐们留在了母亲身边。但和父亲非常亲近。
成名前的遭遇和“Friends”中的Joey颇相似，在多个肥皂剧里演一些小角色。在1985年，她参演了NBC的连续剧Misfits of Science，饰演一固定角色，但节目不受欢迎被迫在四个月后取消。是Friends开播时六人里最著名的人。也是Friends六人里唯一没有被提名过艾美奖的。
从11岁开始就玩击鼓。
喜欢买房子，装修完再卖出去。
拍了一个广告，成为美国电视史上第一个公开说“月经”的人。
练瑜珈保持身材。
她的昵称是CeCe，拥有Cargo旗下自己的品牌唇膏叫“Cece”。
在领到第一份Friends的薪水时，她买了一部崭新的保时捷慰劳自己。
1999年6月，Courteney嫁给了David Arquette，Scream（惊声尖叫）里一起合作的演员。
Lisa Kudrow （Phoebe Buffay）
出生年月日：1963年7月30日－狮子座
出生地：加州
身高：175cm
三围：36C－26－36
鞋子尺寸：9（US）
衣服尺寸：8（US）
Lisa是加州的本地人。她出生在一个富裕的家庭，她的父亲是世界闻名的治头疼的专家，她的母亲是个旅行代理人。Lisa的成绩一直都很好，但她一直都对演戏有兴趣，并且很喜欢音乐。
曾因Phoebe一角赢得艾美奖。
在Friends里，Phoebe怀了她弟弟的三胞胎，实际上当时Lisa怀了她自己的孩子Julian。
她原本是深色的头发，是专门为演Phoebe而染成金色的。
Lisa曾多次被美国杂志评为“着装最差”，不过多数都是因为Phoebe，而不是她自己。
拍摄Phoebe和Ursula同时出场时，Lisa的姐姐Helene Sherman演了Phoebe/Ursula的背部。
看完Rachel生Emma那集，Lisa的老公Michel Stern想要给儿子Julian添一个弟弟或妹妹。
Matt LeBlanc （Joey Tribbiani）
出生年月日：1967年7月25日－狮子座
出生地：马萨诸塞州
身高：180cm
和剧中角色一样，Matt有意大利血统，他的妈妈是意大利移民。
在Friends试镜的前一天晚上Matt喝醉摔倒了，所以第二天脸上有两块疤。因为试镜当天他穿着皮裤，所以给David（罗斯扮演者）留下了很不好的印象。 在得到Joey这个角色时，他的口袋里只剩下了11美元。
曾演一番茄酱广告得过奖项。
爱好包括跳伞，赛车和拍摄风景。
有一条从流浪狗收留所花40美金救出来的狗，叫做Lady。
有多国血统：法国，爱尔兰，意大利，德国，英国
直到8岁才第一次见到自己的父亲。
1998年，Matt和模特Melissa McKnight订婚，终于在2003年5月3日于夏威夷正式完婚并成为是两个孩子的继父。
Matthew Perry （Chandler Muriel Bing）
出生年月日：1969年8月19日－狮子座
出生地：马萨诸塞州
身高：185.5cm
和Chandler一样也是独子，在父母离婚后随母亲搬去了加拿大，他的父亲仍留在美国继续从事演艺工作。他的母亲曾是模特，后成为加拿大总理的前新闻秘书。
曾经在“成长的烦恼”中饰演开萝儿因车祸身亡的男友。我记得那几集里面好像正好也有列奥那多·迪卡普里欧（Leonardo
Dicaprio，“泰坦尼克”“罗密欧与朱丽叶”“飞行者”）。
一度酗酒酗酒吸毒，身材一度肥胖变形，在“Friends”中多少能看得出来。现在，Matthew得到了重生，他在众多的访问中都提到自己的经历感受以及酒精对自己的毒害。
绯闻女友包括：
Julia Roberts －演员; 1995-1996
在Julia客串Friends后开始约会。著名的大嘴茱莉，剧中为报复在洗手间中把Chandler脱光并且抱走了所有衣服。
Jennifer Capriati－职业网球手
卡普里亚蒂是Friends的超级影迷，不曾错过一集，特别喜欢Matthew，一直想见他本人。而Matthew是个网球迷。
在卡普里亚蒂被评为年度最佳女运动员的颁奖会上Matthew作为颁奖嘉宾为她颁奖，从此两人相识。
最让他们惺惺相惜的是两人都有不堪回首的往事，都曾遭受过毒品的毒害，很能体会彼此的感受。
还有很多，不胜枚举，多数是女演员。
David Schwimmer （Ross Geller）
出生年月日：1966年11月2日－天蝎座
出生地：纽约
身高：188cm
David出生在纽约，在洛杉矶长大，父母都是律师。几人中家庭最正常的就是他了。从小在优越环境中长大，事业也一帆风顺。
994年，Friends开拍前，制作人为David度身定做了Ross一角，David不用试镜就得到了这个角色。但David是在不情愿的情况下接受了Ross一角，因为他不想再演情景喜剧。
David非常有才华，参加了多部影片的编剧、制片和导演。有几集Friends就是他导演的。
David是犹太人。
David参演、导演和编写了Band of Brothers（兄弟连），并在里面饰演一个反面角色。
曾拒演Men In Black（黑超特警组）里Will Smith所演角色。
几位绯闻女友均是歌手或演员，现任女友是porn star，不过只出现在Playboy和一些soft core web sites。David带她出席了艾美奖颁奖礼。（不知道现在还是不是“现任”）
谁能给我圣诞节搞笑英语剧本。要20分钟左右英文版、大概10个人、跪求啊
1. charades(哑谜猜字游戏)：写一些英语单词（简单和复杂的），最好先把范围规定好，找一个同仁表演，下面的同胞们猜。可以分组比赛。
2. 给出一堆英语字母，让同胞们从里面挑几个字母组成一个单词，字母用得最多的是冠军。
3. 推理游戏
一个人做法官，虚拟一个凶杀案，其他人分别做几个角色，只有真正凶手知道自己做了什么。问问题的人只能问一般疑问句，回答的人只能答“YES OR NO”
4.单词接龙
单词的末尾字母形成下一个单词的开头
这些个特别是人多的时候就特别好玩！
演员表：西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 king 旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold . A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .
Y与X相遇．
X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !
Y:Haha, Never mind baybay.
X:Excuseme， who are you on earth? could you tell me your name?
Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?
X:I am ximenchuixue.
Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchuixue?
X:Yes,what is wrong?
Y:I heard that you are the besting MartialArts?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! let me you go!
X:No, I must kill you !
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twant to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mothe and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!
X:Noway! Because we are fightin gnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t force me!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! I like drinking it. how do you know that?
Y:please drink it!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Do you still want to kill me?
X:Sure, must! milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X:I’m sure Iwon’t!
Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don''''''''''''''''t beat your this time,you’ll never be have properly! 3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuirne snow!
H:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y:Who are you?
H:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha……
H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!
Y:You are right!
H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join in us?
Y:Yes,It’s very good.
H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! （指Y） this is ye gu cheng.
K:sit down please, yegucheng.
H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids?
Y: Yes,Ido.
K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）
X唱着上:Only you……(看到戒子) this ring should be mine!
K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?
Y急切: king! dearking!I must go now,my brother is looking for me!huoxi(维语再见)
K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?
Y:How clever……
X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here!I want to tell you something!
Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!
X:Forgiveme? Why?
Y: Once there was a change before me,I lost it. If the god give me anther chance, I’ll tell you“I love you”,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is thousand year!
X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell the lady’s“WC”!
Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)
X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)
K: ayixidailu?What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you?
X:You are stupid! It means“I love you”.
K:Don’t say that“you love me”. I’ll kill you if you say dirty word to me!
X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(X上去抓住K)
K:Fuck you. I must kill you!
X:How can you kill me? haha……
Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)
K: thank you very much, you save me. Now, I’ll give you the ticket for American to let you
Have a vacation.
Y:That’s good. But there is one more thing. Can you give me a MM ?I want to go American with her.
K:ofcouse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……
Y:Hahaha-----
H:Where’s somewhere?
K:What?
Y:Do you want to go lady’s“WC”?
X:Yes,I……I…… do.
H顶着摇头：X,no, no， you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”. That is not the place where you can go into ! because you are X ! you are the best man of Chinese kongfu!
X:what if I’m the best in the world? !why I try my best to live but I’m still so miserable ? when can I get my freedom? Must be the dead day ? !
K: you are right. One will not be clever until the day he die. In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way !go into the Lady’s WC , then die , comfortablly ! go ahead !
H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !
K; why ? why do you help him ! who acturally are you ?
H: my real name is Lu Xiao feng------the wife of X .I’m a spy.
K惊讶: !you---you---You are LuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?
Y: I have already recognized you . a tricker ! do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)X will die ,go and see him ,please .
H扑倒在X的身边：X,don’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the fature and tomorrow is a good beginning !
K:what amoving story !I was impressed !
Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !
H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !
(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)
Y痛苦状:don’t leave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please not abandon me !realize that I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I key you ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !(Y死，音乐停)
（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .
X:gohome ! ?
H:Tomorrow is another day !even you have the last second to live,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love !
X:do you want me live a life in such a sorrow way ? ok , ok , I promise I will bealive for you .but !you know, I have not time left ,but you have ,promise that you will be happy everyday !You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now ,and never let go of that promise.
H: I promise .
X:Never let go .
H:I promise . I will never let go ,
X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死)
H:be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without a hen dance !life can be chance like time can go to back . there is beatiful snow but in spring , so life can come from the beginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）
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人物: Narrator: It’s Christmas time. B is rehearsing Christmas songs in the yard for his School Chorus.
A---在睡觉, B---在窗外唱歌.他后来引来众人.
场景: A在屋里.(摆张桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡)
B: (clear his throat, starts singing) I wish you Merry Christmas , I wish you Merry Christmas, I wish you Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. I wish…
A: (wakes up) what is that noise? (Pretends to open the window)
B: What did you say? I can not hear you and sing at the same time?
A: I want to sleep. I don’t want any singing.
B: What did you say? You want more singing? I will find a friend.
Narrator: B calls a friend C to join him.
B and C:
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh……
A: (shouts) I want you to stop singing! You are giving more!(go back to sleep)
B: What did you say? You want more singing? We will find another friend.
Narrator: So B and C call for another friend D.
B and C and D: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Play in any reindeer games…..
A: (shouts and shakes one hand) you must stop singing. I am tired. I can not take much more. (Sleeps)
B: What did you say? You want much more singing? We will find many friends.
Narrator: So B and C and D found more friends to join them.
B and C and D and a group of friends: Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus lane
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Pullin' on the reins
Bells are ringin', children singin'
All is merry and bright….
A: (shouts and shakes two hands) Stop! Your singing is too loud!
B: loud? Yes, We can sing loud.
Narrator: So they sing very loud.
All the children: O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree!
How are thy leaves so verdant!
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
How are thy leaves so verdant!
Not only in the summertime,
But even in winter is thy prime.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
How are thy leaves so verdant!
A: (shouts) Please! I want to sleep! I wish that you would all go away!
B: Go away? Why didn’t you say so in the first place?
Narrator: so the children go away and they will sing in another place.
All the children bow to the audience and leave the stage.
A: (goes back to sleep)
The end
careless whisper 威猛乐队是不是哪片电影的主题曲呀？
这首歌是《纯真年代》/《心外幽情》的主题曲。
中文名称：无心轻语
外文名称：Careless Whisper
所属专辑：《Make It Big》
发行时间：1985年1月22日
歌曲原唱：WHAM!
音乐风格：流行，蓝调
歌曲语言：英语
中英歌词对照：
词曲：George Michael/Andrew Ridgeley（乔治·迈克尔/安德鲁·维治利）
Careless Whisper - 《无心快语》
I feel so unsure 我毫无把握
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor 当我牵着你的手带你步入舞池。
As the music dies 一曲终了
something in your eyes Calls to mind the silver screens 你的眼神却使我想起了无数的电影，
and all it's sad good-byes 而所有电影都是悲剧收场。
I'm never gonna dance again 我再也无法跳舞，
Guilty feet have got no rhythm 内疚使舞步没有了节奏
Though it's easy to pretend 尽管欺瞒并不困难
I know you are not a fool 但我知道你并不笨。
Should've known better than to cheat a friend 我该明白让你知道总比欺骗强，
And waste the chance that I've been given 但现在却又错过了一个机会。
So I'm never gonna dance again 我终将不再跳舞,
The way I danced with you 无法像你我从前那样跳舞。
Time can never mend 即使时间也无法治愈心中的伤痕
The careless whispers of a good friend 那怕是好朋友的一句无心伤害
To the heart and mind ignorance is kind. 对心身来说，装糊涂未必是坏事。
There's no comfort in the truth 因为真相总是令人难爱，
pain is all you'll find. 你只会感到痛苦
I'm never gonna dance again 我再也无法跳舞，
Guilty feet have got no rhythm 内疚使舞步没有了节奏
Though it's easy to pretend 尽管欺瞒并不困难
I know you are not a fool 但我知道你并不笨。
Should've known better than to cheat a friend 我该明白让你知道总比欺骗强，
And waste the chance that I've been given 但现在却又错过了一个机会。
So I'm never gonna dance again 我终将不再跳舞,
The way I danced with you 无法像你我从前那样跳舞。
(Never without your love.) (不要失去你的爱。)
Tonight the music seems so loud 今晚的音乐是如此的刺耳
I wish that we could lose this crowd. 我希望我们远离这喧嚣的人群。
Maybe it's better this way 也许这就是最好的结局
We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. 我们想说的只不过更加伤害了对方，
We could have been so good together 我们本会好好的在一起的
We could have lived this dance forever 我们本可以在这舞曲中继续飞翔
But now who's gonna dance with me? 但今夜谁将与我共舞？
Please stay. 留下吧
Now that U're gone. 现在你走了
Was what I did is so wrong. 是我犯下的如此深重的错误，
So wrong that you had to leave me alone. 错到你只好离去 留下我一个人
这首歌是《纯真年代》/《心外幽情》的主题曲
片名：纯真年代
英文片名：The Age of Innocence
国家/地区：美国
区域：欧美
出品：哥伦比亚影业Columbia Pictures Corporation [us]
发行：
类型：爱情
导演： 马丁·斯科塞斯Martin Scorsese
编剧：杰·柯克斯Jay Cocks
制片：
主演：丹尼尔·戴-刘易斯Daniel Day Lewis 米歇尔·菲佛Michelle Pfeiffer 维诺娜·赖德Winona Ryder 亚历克西斯·史密斯Alexis Smith 杰拉尔丁·查普林Geraldine Chaplin 玛丽·贝思·赫特Mary Beth Hurt
分级：美国PG
上映时间：1993年9月17日
全部剧组成员：
剧情： 19世纪70年代的美国上流社会，年轻女子离婚是件很不道德的事情。而从欧洲回到纽约的女伯爵埃伦，恰是这样一个“败坏门风”的人。埃伦的表妹梅已和律师纽兰·阿切尔订婚。纽兰虽然处事中规中矩但内心极端蔑视这个社会虚伪的道德准则。事实上青春时代的纽兰既已暗恋过埃伦，多年后再次相遇，使他的内心波澜起伏。纽兰为抑制自己的情感，向梅求婚，端庄娴静的梅内心玲珑剔透，早已察觉未婚夫情感有异，但却不动声色，二人结婚了。纽兰很快便发现自己在婚姻的束缚下渐渐失去了自我，并深刻地明白了：自己真正爱的人是埃伦。纽兰无法再欺骗自己，终于向同样备受煎熬的埃伦倾吐了心中的爱，并决心去欧洲找埃伦。但此时，妻子梅平静地告诉他：自己已怀孕，并且告诉了埃伦。世俗的规则终于成功地拆散了埃伦和纽兰。多年后，已届老年并已丧妻的纽兰终于有机会见到埃伦，然而他只是在楼下遥望着埃伦的窗口，年轻时代的埃伦灿烂的笑容在纽兰的心中如鲜花绽放……
威猛乐队的《careless whisper》是《死侍1》的主题曲。由Wham!/George Michael演唱，收录在专辑《死侍（Deadpool）》中。
《死侍》是2015年由提姆·米勒执导的科幻动作电影，由瑞安·雷诺兹、莫瑞娜·巴卡琳、艾德·斯克林、吉娜·卡拉诺等主演。
该片是《X战警》系列电影的外传。讲述了前任特种兵韦德·威尔逊得了癌症，为了治疗被不知名的组织绑架，用来测试变种人基因。在饱受虐待折磨后他成功逃脱并对把他变成变种人的阿贾克斯进行报复的故事。该片已于2016年2月12日在北美上映。
扩展资料
《死侍（Deadpool）》演员表
1、瑞安·雷诺兹饰演死侍
1976年10月23日出生于加拿大温哥华，加拿大男演员。2009年，瑞安·雷诺兹出演电影《假结婚》并获得多个电影奖项的提名。同年，瑞安·雷诺兹在《金刚狼》中扮演“死侍”一角。
2010年，瑞安·雷诺兹凭借《活埋》中的表现获得第25届西班牙戈雅奖最佳男演员提名。2011年，瑞安·雷诺兹在《绿灯侠》中扮演绿灯侠。
2、莫瑞娜·巴卡琳饰演凡妮莎（死侍恋人）
1979年6月2日出生于巴西里约热内卢，美国影视演员。在2010年《V星入侵》中，莫瑞娜·巴卡琳饰演了邪恶的外星人女王安娜。2011年，莫瑞娜·巴卡琳出演了反恐剧《国土安全》，并凭借在剧中的表演获得艾美奖剧情类剧集最佳女配角提名。
请帮我翻译下英文对话Skipping class
前面的那们我就不说了，用什么GOOGLE翻译的吧，居然把 A professional class skipper翻译成了“一个专业课的队长”别人还以为是专业课代表。这意思可就错大了。
下面是本人花了一个小时一个句子一个句子翻译的哈，没有功劳也该有点苦劳吧
演员表
Antita: 我总之无法理解为什么学生喜欢翘课。
Kevin：翘课就是大学里的一条真理。
Ken： 我想翘课但是又不敢。
Jason： 总是告诫自己不要翘课
Steven：总是给自己找一个很好的借口去翘课
Rita： 一个翘课专家
第一幕
（Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita全是tunghai大学学生。他们都是好朋友。 一天ken和jason一起去教室。）
Ken： 你为什么迟到？你没有去上上一堂课，老师给了我们关于期中考试的一些建议。
Jason：哎，我又错过了，你能不能把你的笔记本给我让我抄一份。
Ken： 没问题，如果你能告诉我为什么你没有去上课的话。并且你保证今天你会按时去上课。
Jason：相信我吧！ 因为我今天有“商业管理”课的考试，所以我一直看书到今天早上3点，然后我就睡了真到早上10点
Ken: 你看书看到今天早上3点， 为什么？你昨天下午干嘛去了，我知道从昨天下午4点你就没事了。
Jason：好，我在网上碰到一个过去的朋友，然后我们聊得太久了……
Ken: 我的天，你一点都不关心下周的期中考试？
第二幕
（Anita, Steven and Kevin 正在和教室前面的一个人聊天. Anita正在想办法让 Steven 和Kevin 不会在下一堂课翘课）
Antita: 嗨，几分钟后“商业管理”课就要开始了，你上那里去？不要告诉我你要去和jason辩论
Steven: 我会为我的好朋友做一切事情。我会和那些让我的好朋友不好过的人争论。
Anita: 你总是喜欢介入别人的事，这样会给你自己带来麻烦的，你知道不？
Kevin: ANTITA，不要为他心烦了，他不会听你的，让他自己一个人呆着吧。我一直在等你的决定呢，明天和我一起去听音乐会？
Antita: 不好意思，我都忘了这回事了，明天什么时候？
Kevin： 2点，我就要看到我心中的超级巨星了，好高兴。
Antita: 等等，明天下午我们有微积分课，难道你忘了？
Kevin: 我没有忘，我想我们可以从别人那里抄抄笔记就可以了。
Antita: 不， 这堂课很重要的，如果你不去听课你决对无法理解它。
Kevin：对我来说没什么不同的，就算我在教室我也听不懂老师在叫什么，另外，谁愿意去见那个才秃头
第三幕
(微积分课结束后，antita正在去ST大厦的路上，同时，rita 也正宿舍去ST大厦，他们在实验室前碰着了。)
Rita: 嗨，我做到了我的承诺，我是一个好女孩，没有翘课。
Antita: 你在说什么？ 这是第5节课，早上的4节课你都翘掉了，昨天你保证你不再翘课的。
Rita：我有吗？星期三早上没有课，但是下午却是满满的。
Antita: 对不起， 今天是星期四，我们一整天都有课，另外今天早上我们从教室出来的时候你没碰到我们吗？
Rita: 我以为你去图书馆呢！
Antita: 现在你糊涂了是吧，因为你翘课了，而且翘了不少。
Rita： 你为什么这样说，我知道明天我们有计算机程序考试。
Antita: 你真是无可救药，考试是今天早上。
第四幕
(ken正在和RITA聊天，他们正在讨论怎样翘课。)
KEN： 我在想为什么你的微积分教授从来不点名。每回我翘课我的老师总是知道，我不太不幸了。
RITA：你会感谢我将要告诉你的，我的三个好建议主。
KEN： 什么建议
TITA：把耳朵病凑过来，首先，不论你翘课与否，你都无法通过考试。
KEN： 你怎么知道我无法通过考试？
RITA： 微积分是相当难的，我不相信你能考得过。
KEN： 也许你是对的，那另外的呢？
RITA：在你翘课以前你必须对每一个都很好， 然后呢，给你的教授拍点小马屁
KEN：为什么：
RITA： 如果你地同学好，他们会帮你签点名册，如果你能拍教授的马屁恰到好处，你就可以让教授让你通过，最后，成功的翘课不能翘太少也不能翘太多。
KEN： 你什么意思，什么是不多也不也？
RITA：你需要一个好的天气出去瞎逛，你也需要一个好的时间去找一些新开的免费网吧，另外你也需要一个很好的同学关系，他们能帮你保密。
KEN： 你简直就是个天才。
RITA： 我只是比较专业罢了。
KEN： 现在我知道了，我会去试试看的。
第五幕
KEN在停车场遇到了KEVIN
KEVIN ： 现在是英语课时间，你怎么早这里？
Ken： 我不想上英语课。
Kevin：为什么？
Ken：因为有人告诉我翘课很有意思。
Kevin： 对 ，我会让你知道翘课有多有趣的。
Ken：咱们走。
（kevin和ken翘课出去和女生玩，他们的英语都挂了。下学期在来见他们的英语老师JEAN.）
（好长呀，唏望螚帮菿伱，）
艾昵塔:从不明白他们为什么喜欢逃课
凯文:对“逃课”为原则的大学生活
肯恩:渴望逃课却不敢去做这件事
杰森:总是承诺自己不要跳过类
史蒂文:总是给自己一个好理由去跳
丽塔:一个专业课的队长
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情景我
(安妮塔,凯文,肯恩,杰森,史蒂文,丽塔都是东海大学的学生。他们是好朋友。有一天,肯恩和杰森在教室的方式。)
肯恩:你为什么迟到?你刚错过了最后一课。老师给我们的主要议题为期中考试。
詹森:啊,说吧!我刚错过了。你能借我你的笔记,所以我可以做一份拷贝吗?
肯恩:当然可以,如果你给我一个好理由,为什么你错过了这门课。你答应我你会在课堂上的时间。
杰森:相信我,我愿意遵守我的道。问题是,我有”的经营之道”的试验研究,我今天为它直到今天早上三点钟。然后我睡着了,醒来时在今天上午十点钟。
肯恩:你学习到3点钟今天早上好吗?为什么?昨天下午你做了些什么?我知道你不被4点钟在昨天。
杰森:嗯,我遇到了我的一个非常古老的朋友们,我们只讲得长…
肯恩:看在上帝的份上!你难道不在乎下周的期中考试吗?
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现场II
(安妮塔,史蒂文,凯文是相互交谈在前面的教室。梅艳芳,正试图阻止史蒂文和凯文·切下堂课。)
艾昵塔:嘿,我们会有”的经营之道”课,在几分钟内。你去哪儿?别告诉我说你是去争辩杰森。
史蒂文:我愿意做任何事,我的好朋友。当然,我要跟那个家伙是谁给我的好朋友很困难。
艾昵塔:你总是喜欢在别人的事。你会让自己陷入困境。你难道不知道吗?……
凯文:梅艳芳,别生气。他不会听你的。就别管他了。顺便说一句,我仍然在等待你的决定。你跟我一起去听音乐会明天?
艾昵塔:哦,对不起,我几乎忘了它。明天什么时间?
凯文:2点钟。我等不及要见我的可爱的超级巨星-蔡依琳。噢,太好了!
艾昵塔:等一等。我们有微积分类明天下午。你疯了吗?
凯文:嗯,我不觉得。但我认为我们可以只抄笔记从别人。
艾昵塔:不,这是一个非常重要的课。你永远不会了解它没有听讲座。
凯文:我无所谓。即使我在班里我永远不会明白老师正在谈论的。此外,谁都喜欢看老秃头吗?
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第三场景
微积分类,梅艳芳之后也在走向圣建筑。同时,丽塔是步行到圣更上一层楼宿舍里。他们在前面的实验室。)
丽塔:我在这里。看,我做到了我的承诺。我是一个很好的女孩,而不是逃课。
艾昵塔:你在说什么啊?这是第5课。第4课你取消了。昨天你答应你不会跳过班。
丽塔:我玩得愉快吗?我们没有任何阶级,但我们正装在星期三下午。
艾昵塔:我可以再说一遍吗?今天是星期四。我们上课了一整天。除此之外,你没见到我们今天早上我们去上课了吗?
丽塔:我还以为你去图书馆。
艾昵塔:你现在是不因为你忽略,太多的课。
莉达:你为什么这么说?我知道我们会有明天的考试的计算机程序。
艾昵塔:你是无法治愈的。这个测试是今天早上啊!
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第四场景
(肯和丽塔正在彼此交谈。他们正在谈论如何跳过一个类)。
肯:我真不明白为什么你从来没有以微积分教授出席。然而,每个时间我跳过班,我的教授总是知道我不在场。我觉得我很不走运。
丽塔:呃,你会感谢我要告诉你,现在我的三个非常好的建议。
肯恩:他们是什么?
丽塔:现在借我你的耳朵——首先,是否你跳过类与否,你永远不会通过这门课程。
肯恩:你怎么知道我将不会通过吗?
丽塔:微积分是极其困难的。我不相信你能通过考试。
肯恩:也许你是对的。还有什么?
丽塔:在你的课,你应该把大家好。自那以后,你应该尽量迎合你的教授。
肯恩:为什么?
丽塔:嗯,如果你对同学们好,他们会帮你把你的名字签在考勤表。如果你在恭维你的教授,你可以问教授过你。最后,对课程,你不能逃太多成功类或者过少。
肯恩:你是什么意思?不太多,而不是太少?
丽塔:你需要好的天气逃课了,所以你可以去愚弄。然后你需要好的时机,所以你可以去新开的网吧,是在打折。最后,你需要有良好的人际关系和同学们,这样他们就可以掩盖。
肯恩:你真是个天才!
丽塔:我只是很专业。
肯:我知道了。有时我会尽我所能。哈、哈、哈! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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第五场景
凯文在肯满足停车场。)
凯文:它的时间来提高你的英语课。你为什么在这里?
肯:我不想去上英语课。我想把这门课。
凯文:为什么?
肯恩:因为有人告诉我旷课会很有趣。
凯文:没错。我将告诉你是多么好玩旷课。
肯恩:好吧。咱们走吧。
(凯文和肯把课堂和出去玩的女孩。两个人都将失败的英语课。因此,他们会看到下学期的英语老师,简,又来了。)
全文见下面。。。哪个下面。。。
翘课？
Skipping Class
Cast
Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes
Kevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university life
Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it
Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes
Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class
Rita: A professional class skipper
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Scene I
(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.
Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?
Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.
Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…
Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?
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Scene II
(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)
Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...
Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?
Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?
Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!
Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.
Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?
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Scene III
(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)
Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.
Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.
Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.
Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?
Rita: I thought you were going to the library.
Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.
Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!
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Scene IV
(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )
Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.
Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.
Ken: What are they?
Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.
Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?
Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.
Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?
Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.
Ken: Why?
Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.
Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?
Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.
Ken: You are a genius.
Rita: I am just very professional.
Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!
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Scene V
(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)
Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?
Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.
Kevin: Why?
Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.
Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.
Ken: Ok. Let’s go.
(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)
好了，翻译完了。
演员表：
Anita：一直不明白为什么学生喜欢翘课
Kevin: 认为翘课是大学生活的主旋律
Ken: 渴望翘课，但是不敢
Jason：总是承诺自己不会翘课
Steven: 总是为自己翘课找到好的借口
Rita: 逃课专家
场景一 （Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, Rita都是Tunghai大学的学生。他们是好朋友。一天，Ken 和Jason 在去教室的路上相遇）
Ken (以下简称K): 你怎么迟到了？你错过了最后一堂课。老师把期中考试的主要内容告诉我们了。
Jason:(以下简称J): 哦，天。能借我你的笔记吗？
K: 当然，但是你要给我个好的理由，为什么没去上课。你答应过我你今天会按时上课的。
J: 相信我，我很想遵守诺言的。但问题是我今天有商务管理的考试，我一直复习到今天凌晨三点。之后一觉睡到了今天早上10点。
K：你一直复习到凌晨三点？为什么？你昨天下午干什么了？我知道你昨天四点就没课了。
J: 呃，我在网上碰到了一个老朋友，结果我们聊了很久。。。。。
K: 天哪！那你下周的期中考试怎么办？
场景2：Anita, Steven, Kevin 在教室门口聊听。Anita试图阻止Steven和Kevin翘课
A：嗨，我们下堂课是商务管理。你们要去哪儿？别告诉我你们准备去和Jason理论啊。
S：我愿为好朋友两肋插刀的。我看看是谁让我的好朋友不好过。
A: 你总是喜欢管别人的事情。你知不知道你会惹麻烦的。
K：Anita, 不要说他，他不会听你的。让他一个人呆着。哦，我还在等你的消息呢，你明天和我去听音乐会吗？
A：哦，对不起，我差点忘了，明天几点？
K：下午两点。我太想见我的偶像JOLIN了，太棒了！
A： 等等，我们明天下午有微积分课，你忘了？
K：没有，但是我想我们可以借别人的笔记。
A：不，这节课很重要。如果不上课就不能理解内容了。
K: 对我来说都一样了。即便我上课也听不明白老师在讲什么，而且，谁喜欢对着一个秃老头啊！
场景3：（下了微积分课后，Anita去ST.同时，RITA也正从宿舍去ST。他们在实验室前碰面了）
Rita: 嗨，是我。我很守信吧，我没有翘课。
A： 你在说什么？这是第5节课。前4节课都翘了。昨天，你刚保证说你再也不会翘课了。
R：是吗？我说过吗？我们早晨没有课，我们周三下午满课。
A：你说什么？今天是周四，我们全天有课。另外，我们早上去教室你没看到吗？
R：我以为你们是去图书馆呢。
A：你现在都糊涂了，你翘课太多了。
R：你怎么这么说？我们明天有电脑编程考试吧
A：你真是不可救药了，今天早晨考试
场景4：Ken 和Rita 正在聊天，讨论如何翘课
K：很奇怪为什么你的微积分老师不点名。但是每次我翘课的时候，我的老师总是知道。真是太惨了。
R：那你就得感激我了，给你三条建议
K：什么建议？
R：好好听着啊，首先，不管你翘不翘课，你的考试都不会过
K：你怎么知道我考试不会过？
R：微积分很难。我相信你肯定过不了
K：也许你是对的。还有呢？
R：在翘课之前，你要对每个人都非常友好，并且翘课后，要去讨好讨好你的老师
K：为什么？
R：如果你对你同学好点，他们就能帮你签到。如果你能讨好你老师并让他开心的话，你可以求老师让你过。最后一条，翘课成功的诀窍就是你不能翘太多的课，但是也不能太少。
K：什么意思啊，不要太多又不要太少？
R：天气要好，这样你才能到处闲逛。并且要碰到好的时机有新开的打折网吧。最后，你要和同学处好关系，这样他们能够帮你瞒住老师。
K：你真是个天才！
R：我只是翘课多了点而已！
K：我明白了。我会试试的，哈哈哈！
场景四：Ken在停车场遇到了kevin
Kevin: 现在是英语课的时间，你怎么在这里？
Ken：我不想去上课，我翘课了。
Kevin: 发生什么事情了？
Ken：因为有人说翘课是件很有趣的事情。
Kevin：是的，让你见识一下翘课的乐趣
Ken: 那我们走吧。
（Kevin和Ken一起翘课和女孩子约会去了。他们两个英语课都挂了。下学期，他们还会遇到他们的英语老师简）